Patriots fan

Someone who drives a big truck and has bright LED headlights that blind everything and everyone. They usually get really close to the back of your car or rev their engine when they're in a quiet area.

Todd: Damn, does that dude have his brights on or something? Those lights are unnecessary.

Chad: Well he's probably a Patriots fan or something.

by Incosleep October 12, 2020

internet patriot

Someone who act as if they are different and their thoughts are unique but if fact they are a huge demografic. The kind of people who think all goverment officials are corrupt and hacktavists are the true leaders ir our world. Basicly egotistacal pains in the ass.

Oh did you here Bobbys speach about how the French presidant is in the illumaninati?
Yea I did, but dont mind him hes just an internet patriot.

by Skeegan December 31, 2018

The Patriots

P. Pay
A. All
T. The

R. Refs
I. In
O. Order
T. To
S. Succeed

If your self concious about eating junk food on Super Bowl day, just remember: it’s the patriots cheat day to

by Yeetus yeetus fetus deletus March 5, 2019

The Patriot

The first friend puts a red, white, and blue ASTRO pop up their ass and stands at attention while being fed an ice cream sandwich by the second friend who is singing the national anthem. A third, and luckiest friend, lays underneath the two of them trying to catch all of the red, white, and blue drippings.

Those fireworks make me full of pride and hungry. You guys want to perform The Patriot with me?

by Murphington July 7, 2023

The Patriots

A sad excuse for a football team, that gets off to Tom Brady.

The Patriots always attract the worst fans

Pats Fan: Tom Brady? Oh yessssss *gets off*
Eagles Fan: *Stares with deep sympathy* Wow, what a clown

by KayMF!! June 19, 2020

The Patriot

Wiping your ass while still wearing your pants.

That guy just pulled the patriot and wiped his ass while still wearing his pants

by Pauley Revere October 14, 2020

Patriotic Communism

The act of you wanting to take down or get rid of something you don't agree with that is not a violation of the Bill of Rights nor does any wrong, because you are a pussy that hates opposing opinions and facts.

Patriot: Because if she wants to criticise Trump in that disgusting way, she should be in jail.
Reasonable Person: So we're just tossing freedom of speech and protest out the window? Patriotic Communism at work, I see.

by Alakaska November 14, 2018