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sperm slapper

‘noun’ : ‘a person who tends to dab sperm on another person after ejaculation. Typically applied on the back, around the rib cage and the buttocks.’
I went home with a guy who was a total sperm slapper. There was cum all over me
by BillithandJephphy November 23, 2023
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The Nut Slapper

During January, there is a 30% chance of getting your nuts slapped in your sleep. The only way to possibly stop this is to cover your nuts with peanuts in your sleep to possibly make the nut slapper satisfied with an offering.
Oh man I got my nuts slapped by The Nut Slapper again!
by TheNutSlapper December 18, 2022
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Slappers

WASSUP SLAPPERS
by Daggmaskis August 19, 2019
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Mega Slapper

When you have your erected penis out and a group of people repeatedly slap it all at once until they either get tired or when it falls off, and by it i mean your peanits.
"Dude, I got a bunch of people to give me a Mega Slapper at the party last night!"
by The Gooning Giant June 10, 2024
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Slapper

You're such a huge fucking slapper it's unreal.
by bruhmoment1254 May 5, 2020
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Slapper

Damn this song is a slapper
by The Cat Edgar August 6, 2020
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