bean and peen

When Xanax leads sexual intercourse.

"Oh man, some girls came over the other night with some bars. It was a total bean and peen bro"

by atlan200 September 13, 2020

Peen-Hived

When someone puts a bee and or wasp nest on someone else's penis as a joke and or revenge.

John- Oi mate I pissed me ex off yeh
Matt- ah shite did she do any hasty action mate
John- ell yeh, oi got peen-hived over sleep
Matt- oh Christ mate, ur gonna be itching at cha knickers for reals lad

John- how can I not mate, bloody sue me

by Ranby cabbage November 9, 2018

Chunky peen

A slightly odd shaped, chunky penis

Christopher Columbus, is so pristine when he keeps his chunky peen clean

by weenypeenylol November 28, 2017

Peen punched the pink donut

When a well endowed man fucks you so hard it bruises your cervix.

This hung guy fucked me so hard last night my cervix is bruised. He peen punched the pink donut.

by Pederpiper February 17, 2019

jimmy peen

very very small penis. can also be used as a unit of measurement.

“Yo i bet you have a jimmy peen”

by goochalini June 9, 2020

Chili peen

When A member Of the Illuminati puts chilli powder of their penis and their inserts it into the arse of the partner

"Babe your ready to chili peen?"

by Peenchugger123 April 29, 2019

fire peen

When one has an std and burns when he ejaculates or urinates

I have that fire peen

by Mc dings May 30, 2023