Velvet Hammer

Something you use on your gay lover to give him pleasure.
Scott I really like it when you give me your velvet hammer
by Rfrozy September 3, 2017
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An adult toy in which two consenting males engage in consensual anal activities . Also used to describe a homosexual male that hammers his partner like a hammer with the soft touch like velvet.
He hammered me like the velvet hammer that he his.
by PETTYMURPHY44 August 28, 2017
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A term for a group of people that thinks they are funnier (and tougher) than they are.
The guy who said something somebody else thought was homophobic trash wasn't a comedian and didnt think anything he ever said was the least bit funny. He didn't think a velvet mafia had anything to do with what he said being called homophobic trash, he thought it was just a few whining people, and that most didnt really care what he said, because from experience he knew that most people didn't care what he said or did.
by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020
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When a woman bounces her vagina off the forehead or mouth of a man...or woman.
She gave him a velvet ham sandwich and then I blew my load.
by Booshaker February 28, 2016
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When a man sits on the face of another person with the asshole meeting the eyes of the person laying down. The scrotal sack is stretched over the persons nose laying down while passing gas slowly pulling the sack up to the nose.
As I was sitting down, I slowly draped my sack over her upper lip and released the heat encapsulating the full body of the Velvet Steam Roller into her sinus cavity.
by QDOGGY February 8, 2023
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She identifies as a spiritual velvet
by anti-pseudonym July 2, 2017
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