All the debilitating inward signs of a cold - aches, pains, tiredness and brain fog - without the obvious symptoms of congestion and coughing. Still enough to lay you out for a couple of days, even though your immune system is doing its best to hide your weakness from predators.
I was off work for a chunk of last week with a stealth cold. Knocked me flat for a day or two but didn't really go anywhere. Annoying.
by SpeckledJim1917 March 12, 2014
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In online roleplay if a male is roleplaying a female character and has not shared that he is really a male then he is a stealth peen.
Richard is a stealth peen because his female warlock character is named BettyBoop694 and he has not shared that he is really a male to his online friends who he has been leading on for months for his entertainment.
by Zyrexia February 20, 2015
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A person who appears to be exclusively homosexual (or asexual), but is actually not. A “stealth straight” is attracted to members of the opposite sex, but not always exclusively.
Carson dresses like a total twink, but he’s fucked more chicks than all of us combined! Maybe I should try the stealth straight strategy…
by Sitbear October 6, 2023
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A strange Dutch variation of a StealthLobster...However this version has 1 extra chromosome, making it somewhat different..
Bob "Look at that guy playing playstation on the couch"

Joe "Wow, ive never seen a StealthLobster like that before it must be a Stealth-Lobster"
by StealthLobster November 7, 2009
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An operation that involves the use of grappling hooks,smoke bombs,bulletproof vests and stealth tactics in order to steal cocaine from highly guarded drug stash houses without being detected.
Dude Sams dad has coke stashed in that building we should do a Cocaine Stealth Mission.
by Momaud August 10, 2023
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