The discord feminist in the memes channel: "I don't care if you're upset, I drink conservative tears."
Everyone else: "don't you know what that means!?"
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A conservative who's taste in fashion, music, habits, and/or aesthetics are more typically seen in more left-leaning or liberal persons. I.E.: A more urbanized conservative.
Jasmine drives a hybrid and attends daily yoga sessions out at the park, but she votes Republican. I guess that makes her a coffee house conservative.
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A mental condition found in a subset of white conservatives characterized by delusions of persecution, unwarranted jealousy, complete disregard of their own hypocrisy, an oddly intense hatred for the state of California, or exaggerated self-importance especially about current political issues.

Examples of someone with White Conservative Paranoia (or WCP) may include but is not limited to:

“Conservatives today are the modern day Jew. We will be rounded up and killed. I’ve read Mein Kampf.”(delusions of persecution).

“CALIFORNIA SUCKS AND I LIVE IN THE BETTER STATE OF ALABAMA.”(Unwarranted jealousy and odd hatred for California)

“All the damn liberals are taking my hard earned tax dollars and giving them to the poor and lazy!” (This is being said while receiving unemployment checks and/or other forms of welfare) (disregard of their own hypocrisy)

“There’s no way I’m getting an experimental vaccine so the government can inject me with a GPS tracker and control me!” (Exaggeration of self-importance)

The need to repeatedly express on social media their fear of being persecuted and why they can’t understand how no one else sees their Holocaust is about to occur.

Disclaimer* although WCP is found in a minority of white conservatives, those with this condition are the most vocal.

We wish all those with this condition a speedy recovery.
Jerry is in constant fear of his life because he believes the government is trying to make him infertile through the radiation emitted from cell phone towers developed by the communists in California. He has a severe case of White Conservative Paranoia (or WCP).
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Someone who wants to keep values from 2000 years ago.
Person:Let’s legalize homosexual marriage.
Conservative:NOO THE BIBLE SAYS NO GAY!!!
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A closeted leftist that just 10 years slow to adopt the views of most of the Democratic party.
"Only in 2021, could you call Donald Trump a 'social conservative.' "
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A derogatory term used by leftists to describe someone who doesn't conform to their agenda.
Leftist: Oh my god Elon Musk is such a fucking conservative fascist
Any normal person: Uhh Elon literally voted for Obama, Hillary, and Joe Biden, and most of his opinions are left wing.
Leftist: YOU'RE A CONSERVATIVE TOO REEEEEEEEEE
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A person claiming genocidist, racist, misogynist, homophobic, transphobic, anti-labor moral values tending toward monopoly preservation and institutions of fascist control like prisons, police, and the military. Conservatives steal native land and BIPOC labor and live off the struggles of others.
Conservatives voted for Trump. Gerrymandering is a conservative virtue. Conservatives love fascist dictators like Bolsanaro.
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