backwards fucking pageantry

Doing something in a fashion that is over-complex and unnecessarily difficult

Todd Scaggs got the answer right, but the Backwards Fucking Pageantry he employed in finding the answer took 28 extra, unnecessary steps.

by Barry McCockinnerass September 19, 2023

backwards grinding

When someone's butt is rubbing against your back at a rave.

Omg that's the girl that was backwards grinding on me at the dance last night

by Jsishdishesj November 8, 2015

backwards hoe

A potato

Stop being a backwards hoe!

by Whacjskxjsnx May 18, 2017

Backwards ABCs

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This is backwards ABCs, and if you don't believe me you can even check it.

Backwards ABCs is for when you want to be the coolest kid in 2nd grade
2)Also if you want to be just outright dumb-ish

by What tf do you mean February 24, 2021

Backwards granny

One partner is is holding onto a walker whilst the other is holding their legs. All the while grinding as vigorously as possible without breaking a hip. (Protection suggested but not required)

Granddaughter: “oh no, I walked in on mamaw and papaw doing the backwards granny!”

Grandson: “damn.”

by created the backwards granny October 21, 2017

backwards tornado

Backwards tornado
When a dude cums and the girl blows it back on his dick

She gave me tge backwards tornado.

by Animosus May 6, 2018

Backwards peacock

When you stick a bunch of glow sticks between your boobs and splay them out like a peacock

She looks hot with that backwards peacock.

by Slurpy licker April 30, 2022