White male tears

White male semen

She thinks she's drinking white male tears, but she's actually dreaming of white male semen

by My name is ???? December 11, 2022

cis white male syndrome

The world will never harm you.

YO! You "cis white male syndrome baby" will never be harmed no matter what.

by bobbymaysdaniel March 24, 2023

White Suburban Male

-The most oppressed minority in the internet

-The default race

-Reddit's main demographic

-The main target audience of media

"Did you know white males are oppressed by the Feminazis and niggers on a regular basis?"

"Check your privilege White suburban Male"

by Falongrey11232 December 16, 2015

white cis male

Someone who the hbtq-mafia made up to seem normal with their weird letter combinations.

Its the white cis male's fault.

by difog December 8, 2016

hetero white cis male

The wrong way to be a human being.

hetero white cis males suck
please dont kill me urban dictionary it was just a joke

by Stupid Af June 28, 2021

White heterosexual American males

The source of all evil in the world

My woke feminazi professor stated that white heterosexual American males deserve to be put into ghettos. The college dean expelled anyone who disagreed with the professor. USA colleges hadwoke college contests where purple painted fairies, feminazi, and minorities have anti-whte heterosexual males parade every weekend. Evergreen College and Berkeley University are strong contenders.

by queensburykid October 1, 2022

Cis white or cis white male

Usually a middle aged or senior citizen white dude. In some cases, the cis white is young because they are the offspring of another cis white. In the U.S., a cis white male typically works for the government, law enforcement, or some position of power that allows them to give orders that they themselves are “too good for.” Generally, a cis white lacks common sense and empathy, and the stern communication that they are capable of is centered around accomplishments. They do not consider other people’s feelings or time of day. They make demands, requests, or rules that are inconvenient, absurd, or demeaning, presenting like a small dose of autism. Similarly to an energy vampire, they feed off people following their orders; if you are in the same room as a cis white it is expected behavior that the cis white will confront you on what you are doing, and most certainly will follow up with some order, immediately and without fail. Without someone or something to dominate, the cis white (male) will become agitated or lose their fuckin mind like some Alzheimer’s patient. They often stir the chaos, thicken the plot, or possibly cause a scene that is flavorless and drags on. Most notably, the cis white manifests pure absurdity because they are essentially the most useless and the most powerful.

“Did you hear about that new cis white law?”

-Yes, I can’t believe they banned abortion

“As if objectifying women wasn’t enough, they’re about to cis white their way through the pharmaceutical industry!”

-Yeah, that’s some messy cis white right there…

If you or a loved one knows a cis white or cis white male, just answer yes sir to their demands and just forget about them and everything they said.

by trippppy May 22, 2023