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vessells 

A descendant of great gods, born for one purpose, to fornicate with all females and create a super race. The men that bear this name are royalty and should be treated accordingly. Beware of the beast in the pants of these men, for they spit uncontrollably at times. Worship and praise anyone that carries this name.
Oh my God, it's the great Vessells!
vessells by afpdfire March 19, 2009
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vessel maintenance 

I do vessel maintenance 5 times a week
vessel maintenance by Kuehlstein February 16, 2018
This guy is very epik trapmetal artist and producer..... HE MAKE VERY SICC 808
Person 1: ayyye who’s your fav trapmetal producer?
Person 2: I LIKE 225 UEA EPIC HAHAHAH
Person 2: vessel is my god yea thx
Vessel by Britxbrit March 2, 2021
Duality doesn't allow a weaker vessel. You don't see one side of the yin and the yang dominating the other in Eastern religions.
If males really thought that females thought they were the weaker vessel, they wouldn't have made the queen the piece that could make moves none of the other pieces could make when they came up with chess. Males were smart enough not to go for that kind of thinking, that there is such a thing as a weaker vessel, and that you can underestimate somebody that tries to tell you that they are one.
Vessel by Solid Mantis April 24, 2021

vessesities 

When describing more than one person in a intelligent respectful way.
John is over there with the other vessesities
vessesities by Zamar the Scholar November 25, 2021
A vesselope, or vessel-ope is a large manila envelope used during the Navy CPO initiation/training process commonly known as "the season". The vesselope is used to carry the chargebook and related documents that are only authorized to been seen by Genuine Chief Petty Officers, and is used until construction of a actual vessel (typically made of wood or metal) can be completed.
Get all your things into your vesselope before departing the Chief's Mess as disclosure to any E6 & below or O1 and above is not allowed.
Vesselope by Instaa_tommy September 18, 2022

Vessel engineer 

Relys on the vessel wiper to do the work, doesn't cook doesn't clean just eats and bitches about dumb shit