Tim 

Gifted and talented with computers and other technology. A Tim can be found in just about any organization. Tim is the wizard who fixes the computers or phones when no-one else has a clue. Technology obeys this man like a lion obeys a liontamer. It doesn't matter if you have already done exactly what Tim just did twenty times already, you are not the technology wizard!!! The computer or other piece of technology will not obey you. Their only master is a guy called Tim. If there is no Tim at your workplace, you could also see Ben. If you do not know a Tim or a Ben, you are doomed with all technological mishaps.

How the fuck did you do that Tim? I just tried the same thing like fifty times, Tim. You just walked past and it worked, Tim.

"All hail the almighty technology wizard Tim, we will obey your command and yours only"
"Wait, did that piece of crap just say Tim?"
"I don't know what the issue is, it worked for me," says Tim.

Tim by MyPhoneIsNotWorking July 11, 2017

Tim 

A pretty cool guy who likes to talk and joke a lot if you're his friend but is pretty quiet if he doesn't know you.

You think you're funny? Try talking to Tim without laughing.

Tim by SgtDK January 13, 2009

tim 

vb. to sex someone up
n. man with a massive schlong

vb.That whore just got timmed
n.You hear about Bob? He is tim.

tim by not tim July 29, 2007

Tim 

butthole

Eww my Tim itches

Tim by dariheart September 22, 2019

Tim 

Tim is the man you need in your life. He holds the interests of his loved ones very dear to his heart, and does whatever it takes to make them happy. He'll be there with an open mind and an open ear to listen to you whenever you need it. Tim is also known for his cunning character, as he never hits a stop when he's speaking. Did I also tell you that he's an amazing leader? He knows how to talk, and cooperate with others to get the outcome most desired, and has been praised occasionally because of it. Tim also likes to get off his high horse sometimes, but considering the person he is, it doesn't matter.

Tim also has an amazing close circle of friends and family where they never go a day without thanking God that they have him in their lives. If you are even lucky to have a Tim in your life, hold him very dear and close to your heart because understand when I tell you that you'll never find anybody even close to him ever again.

Tim is what we need in a man
I'll never find a man like Tim ever again
How long does it take to find a man like Tim ;)

Tim by Mr._ Anonymous March 11, 2022

Tim 

Tim, spelled backwards is Mit. A Mit is a glove. Thus anyone named Tim is also named glove.

“Fuckin’ Tim is here”’
”Oh, you mean glove”?

Tim by notScro February 1, 2020

tim 

he is thick and very horny

he is very tim

tim by tims reaction videos June 15, 2018