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on the first day of christmas 

on the first day of christmas,
my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
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one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter 

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary
Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

Word of the Day 

An annoying definition which sits on the front page for many days in a row.
You know this website has become completely broken when the same definition is word of the day for more than 7 days - it should definitely be renamed "word of the week" instead.
Word of the Day by Moroccobama September 11, 2020

day of the rake 

Future annexation of canada by America.

It comes from the fact that canada's national flag is of a fucking leaf.
canadian: 'Murica sucks were so superior
American: The day of the rake is coming

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Word of the day 

The same annoying word you always see on Urban Dictionary that never fucking goes away.
Oh my fucking God, this was the word of the day 3 fucking days ago! Why the fuck is it still on here!?
Word of the day by GoatLord666 July 15, 2020

Word of the Day 

Stupid fucking political shit which gets in the way when you're browsing to search a definition. Worst feature ever.
Word of the day is the worst feature on urban dictionary.