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sweating like a fat man in a cake shop

Really really really sweaty. Imagine a chubby fellow dining out at his local pastry shop - he stands, salivating, over the counter wondering which fatty treat to shove down his gullet, and then indecision strikes and he sweats over what to order. That's how sweaty you are if you're sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.

Incidently, if you are a fat person and want a way to avoid such problems as choosing which cake, my advice is to simply buy everything. Problem solved
Kirsty: 'How was your squash game?'
Jim: 'Great, but now I'm sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.'
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Sweating like a lizard 

Meaning when you've been on the gear in a club or rave, your body temperatures not above the normal but you're clearly sweating beads whilst chewing your own jaw off.
I was in the club, spinning my feet, sweating like a lizard

sweating me 

When somone is putting you on the spot, by asking a series of questions. Like being on trial
Hey bro, why you sweating me?, I have no idea where your girl was last night.
sweating me by Schmoog October 16, 2007

Sweating like a fat chick at a disco 

Lad1:I just ran a marathon
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sweating it 

I AINT WORRIED ABOUT IT, HO.

sweating it = concerned about "it".. You know what the heck that person is talking about.
sweating it by NotEcoli May 21, 2011

Sweating out of Shame 

A Persian expression, Sweating out of shame refers to an individual who is so ashamed, his face turns red & starts sweating
I was sweating out of shame after my wife caught me cheating

Sweating Dick 

Damn it's 117°F degrees outside, I'm sweating Dick
Sweating Dick by Hoodlum E August 6, 2023