Survey says

the preface to using the word douche bad

person 1- Survery says....
person 2- DOUCHE BAG~!

by Ghettofied April 2, 2004

farm publication survey

acts too unspeakable to name, frequently performed in coffehouses.

I'm off to the coffee shop to code me some farm publication survey.

by ahem excuse me September 26, 2010

Survey your land

1: To "check someone out" usually the female's chest and or legs, being "surveyed" by a male.
2: To push with your thumb in between someone's shoulder blades and wiggling.

(2)Causes: Many different sensations, usually pain, sometimes tickles, many times resulting in the victim jumping, running away, or crying.

The child surveyed the land of another, making the child squeal and cry.
May I Survey your land?

by Giant, sloppy wang May 1, 2011

Would you like to take a survey

Asking someone if they would like to take a survey, then kicking them in the nuts.

"Would you like to take a survey?"
"Sure"
(Kick in the nuts)

by canopy November 9, 2007

Surveyically Pissed Off

The feeling one gets after hand creating and filling out a myspace survey, subsequently clicking the "back" button, resulting in a blank forum.

My myspace bulletin just went completely blank! I am surveyically pissed off!

by yellowisnotmellow June 8, 2009

short survey

Like a survey, but short. Meaning you get questions asked to you, in a manner that isnt too time consuming, or maybe it's a survey for dwarves.

I thought I'd add this because the latest update for this word is around 15 years old now.

Complete this short survey in order to get a free item for your next order of 25+ dollars!

by MelonSmasher29 February 4, 2025

survey

A survey is an examination of opinions, behavior, etc., made by asking people questions 1. It can also refer to the measuring and recording of the details of an area of land

We are conducting a survey to find out what our customers think of their local bus service.

by blueberrycake15 November 20, 2023