smurf

To hit someone with your penis

STFU bitch or I'm going to smurf you until your brain bleeds

by Papa Smurf October 17, 2004

smurf

a term used by norteno gangsters to described soreanals aka surenos

cuddy there goes a smurf lets catch him slippin

by pimp pep December 5, 2011

smurf

An individual who transitions their gender to gain an unfair advantage over the opposite gender. This term originated in the gaming community, where proficient players, having reached their skill ceiling, create new accounts known as smurfs to compete against beginners and derive a sense of accomplishment from their victories.

Lia Thomas is such a smurf.

by staaky June 15, 2023

smurf

a term which is used in vain as a substitute for heavy profanities.

Jack: I met up with sophia the other night.
Bill: no way, so what did you smurfing do?
Jack: I totally smurfed her
Bill: no smurfing way
Both: smurf yeah!

by shipleader cat September 15, 2005

smurf

a modern idea, when a man tucks his genitalia inbetween his legs so it resmbles a vagina, pubic hair must be present

The man appeared to have a vagina, but it was only a smurf

by Bob Hope May 13, 2005

smurf

another term for Blue balls.

My smurfs are killing me, baby you gotta give me head to relief the pain.

by dietcoke December 12, 2004

smurf

Slang name for a policeman, especially an incompetent cop. Such as a state trooper.

That goddamn smurf gave me a ticket for going 56 on a 55 mile per hour zone when he obviously noticed that SUV driver passing some cars without using a turn signal.

by angry June 17, 2003