Skeeter

A name used when refering to an automobile mechanic. Also see Grease Monkey.

Frank: "My car broke down so I took it to a Skeeter to get fixed. I got charged $500 and the thing still doesn't fucking work."

George: "His name was Skeeter?"

Frank: "No, I think her name was Phillis."

by Dagmar Geech September 13, 2005

skeeters

n. A southern pronunciation of the word mosquitoes.

"These skeeters are eat'in me alive!"

by WiXan June 7, 2013

Skeetering

The act of giving or receiving oral sex whilst riding a scooter.

I had a rough day at work so went I got home, I grabbed my bitch and we went for a quick ride on my scooter where I started skeetering around the bloc.

by WithDaggersNY June 12, 2011

Skeeter

a very white trash name; if somebody is being white trash or a childe call them Skeeter

Skeeter! Put down that roadkill my mom making us dinner.

by Skeeter Travis Childe April 30, 2009

Skeeter

A dirty ignorant slut who is always looking to get stuffed full of dick. Can also be used as a verb to describe when a girl is seeking some sausage.

"Whats a skeeter doing when shes not skeetin'?"

"It's a trick question, a skeeter's always skeetin'."

by Abe Frohdman December 16, 2008

Skeetered

The act of making a bunch of plans and instead sitting at home on your couch watching Netflix

I can't wait to go fishing ill give you a call after work 8 hours later i skeetered my friend

by Skeeter86 July 31, 2020

Skeeter

(Noun) - A person of Caucasian descent who acts in a hillbilly type manner. Also see Redneck, Honkey, and Cracker. Skeeters enjoy loud rock music, cold beer and bonfires. Skeeters can be found in trailer parks and Walmarts. Skeeters are usually not people to be messed with as drunken bare knuckle brawling is nothing new to a skeeter.

Guy 1: "Maaaan, I got beat down at that party in the trailer park last night"

Guy 2: "I told you not to fuck with them Skeeters"

by idontknowmuch August 2, 2016