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Shorting 

Using a condom to only cover the tip of the penis, leaving the foreskin exposed. This is done to enhance pleasure for the male, by exposing the bundle of nerves where the foreskin attaches to the penis head. This provides the sensation of skin on skin, but allows the condom to function by catching the sperm. This does not protect against STDs and is not an approved use of a condom, but is used by many married couples who are unable to use other birth control methods and enjoy the skin on skin contact.
When I was shorting the condom, it felt like I wasn't wearnig one at all!
Shorting by Damin_216 August 24, 2009
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Sharpening the Pencil 

When a guy inserts his penis into a girls tight pussy and fucks her until they both cum, making the guys penis sharp like a pencil. AKA- Sharpening his pencil.
Guy 1- hey how was your girl last night?
Guy 2- great! i was Sharpening The Pencil, if you know what i mean!
Guy 1- ah you're so lucky!

sharpening 

When the female sits on a cock and spins herself round on it, copying the motion of sharpening a pencil.
I went to Georges house to do some hardcore sharpening today
sharpening by Banter1235 March 15, 2014

Shorting 

The act of tall women hunting for short men for sex.
The girls and I from the basket ball team had shorting on their mind!
Shorting by GW Bush 13 January 5, 2019

shootering 

When one group of people shoots another
Hey man, did you see the shootering that happened in derry?
shootering by sromer February 29, 2020

silver shorting 

An action that someone think is extremely cool, when it is in fact the opposite.
Guy 1: Dude, look at this new hawaiian shirt I got...baller huh?
Guy 2: Ugh, stop silver shorting.
silver shorting by Meg October 25, 2011

The Great Shittening

The end result of having to drink horrible, horrible gloop as part of bowel preperation for procedures such as colonoscopy (also known as Geting An Anal Probe). You end up spending much of the night shitting so much that one is surprised at just how full of shit you really are, hence The Great Shittening.
Tonight is The Great Shittening. I have to drink that horrid gloop so as to have a clean bowel for my anal probe tomorrow.
The Great Shittening by RTM 1963 October 15, 2017