The act of cutting a whole into a living or nonliving human being's head and fornicating with the wound
That German Pencil Sharpener made my shlong extra sharp!
by slicky brown nipples November 6, 2008
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When you or your bitch sticks a toe in your dick hole
hey avery how was your date last night?
good I gave gabe an alabama pencil sharpener and he nutted.
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The act of spinning a sexual partner around multiple times on your penis, while laying on ones back, not unlike a one sided vertical rotisserie.
She was short and had short legs so i spun her around and gave her the 'ol Puerto Rican pencil sharpener
by revvinkevin March 13, 2016
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The blade of a pencil sharpener is surprisingly very sharp. When taken off the pencil sharpener, it becomes the perfect utensil to cut yourself with. Just remember right to left is for attention, and top to bottom is for results.
Viswathish: Shira have you been cutting yourself with the blade of a pencil sharpener?
Shira: Yes I have, it's surprisingly super efficient.
by Anaru Kasane November 21, 2016
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When a woman lifts her legs up in the air showing her flesh hole to you like a slice of warm pecan pie. You than proceed to hoist your self above her and penetrate the flesh hole while slowly twisting your cock and body 360 degrees, repeatedly, to simulate the sharpening of a pencil.
Man, I really do love Amy, especially when she whips out her hot pie and I greet her with a Rhode Island Pencil Sharpener.
by CuntStuffer69 February 17, 2016
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Adjective. masterbaition that is lame or not a pleasurable experience
Dude... I just Sharpen the Pencil...
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The Universal Scientific Term For The Female
Genitals
Jamie: "Stop Rubbing Your Penicular Pencil Sharpener"
Jeanne: "I Can't Help It"
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