An extremely self-righteous organization in the Rockford Area that claims to have the best level of education in a city known for having the shittiest education.
Dude you got the coke?
Yeah I have 2 Keys.
Dude where'd you go to school, Rockford Lutheran? You have 3 keys.
How'd you know?
Yeah I have 2 Keys.
Dude where'd you go to school, Rockford Lutheran? You have 3 keys.
How'd you know?
by Gangbangin December 27, 2011
A niche little town in west michigan that is considered a suburb of grand rapids. this town is one of the biggest druggie towns in all of michigan and anyone you ask will give you the name of the local plug/ weed man. full of white boys who think they’re the shit and white girls who want to be like everyone else with lulu lemon tights and a tank top from shein. if you don’t play sports you’re basically useless to the school and will be seen as a “loser.” there’s barely any guys that are different then nike sweat pants and nike hoodie and every girl has had a phase where they thought they were rebellious and went for the alt guy. the only thing to do around here is go to Grand Rapids or walk around downtown and get harassed by the police.
by xyar June 1, 2022
A boring, cultureless rust belt city in northern Illinois. The past 20 years have not been kind to Rockford and it is now a genuinely dangerous and depressing place to live. Anyone with enough education/common sense leaves as soon as possible.
The taxes, crime rate, unemployment and school system are some of the worst in the country. You have to be careful just driving around since the roads are so poorly maintained you can actually damage your car on a Baghdad-quality pothole.
If you’re an uneducated, unemployed sex-offender with a substance abuse problem who has given up on life then Rockford is the place for you!
The taxes, crime rate, unemployment and school system are some of the worst in the country. You have to be careful just driving around since the roads are so poorly maintained you can actually damage your car on a Baghdad-quality pothole.
If you’re an uneducated, unemployed sex-offender with a substance abuse problem who has given up on life then Rockford is the place for you!
Guy 1: "I want to live in a shithole with a church every 10 feet for some reason."
Guy 2: "Rockford IL is the place for you my man."
Guy 2: "Rockford IL is the place for you my man."
by M978y4f October 5, 2012
Not alot of things to do, but if u have alot of friends being bored can be fun with them. There is alot of unemployment and alot of drug dealers. Basically alot of crime. The suburbs probally has the lowest crime rate and the westside probally has the most. There is not alot of smart drivers so better look more then one time before crossing the street. Entertaining things to do are:go to the rockford speedway to watch races,go to the waterfront to listen to music and get on rides,go to wingding to go listen to famous bands,go to metrocentre to see whatever is there,or just look for regular things to do. There is alot of marijuana and cocaine. Alot of rednecks,african americans,and mexicans. Some like it some dont but if u live there u learn to deal with it.
Rockford, Illinois
by countingmoneyjar June 25, 2009
A town in NW Illinois, consisting of about 150,000 people. In general, there is nothing to do but smoke the refer, and get drunk off our asses. Rockford is pretty much known for having an incredibly high crime rate (partially due to the high unemployment). If planning to come to Rockford, make sure u come during a good time, like the Waterfront or Wing Ding, where you can watch people of all races come together in huge gatherings of drunkeness.
Best thing about Rockford: Hot Catholic School Girls Best thing to avoid: Mexicans, the West Side, Machesny Park, and Auburn High School
by Nick JizzUnit April 9, 2005
high school mostly known for having rich white kids who hotbox the bathroom during pass periods and think they’re the shit at sports but loses almsot even football game every year.also most commonly said word in the halls is “snake” or “blunt”....all freshman drink to be “cool” and say nigga to be cool
man 1:what high school did you go to?
man 2:i went to rockford lutheran
man 1: damn so you know about all the snakes
man 2:i went to rockford lutheran
man 1: damn so you know about all the snakes
by lmaoooooothot October 29, 2017
The second-largest city in Illinois, Rockford serves as host to all the negative characteristics of a big city without the benefits. Overwhelmed by crime, drug addicts, and terrible schools, Rockford is surrounded by "podunk" towns and "the boonies" that mooch off the local mall and movie theatres. Rockford has nearly 7 exits off of major highways and has 3 walmarts, considered quite an midwestern accomplishment. Also the self-declared "screw capital" of the world, Rockford doesn't have much to look forward to other than failing factories and a dying reputation. Rockford is the biggest "small town" you will ever experience.
*Driving past Rockford, Illinois on Interstate 90
"Oh look, there's an exit for rockford? Should we stop?"
"No."
"Oh look, there's an exit for rockford? Should we stop?"
"No."
by THE ROCKFORD SOCK MONKEY January 18, 2009