poon

by starflier December 4, 2003

1. The act of placing either your fist, or your cock into someone's ass, making them cum instantly.
2. A gay sex slave
3. Shorter version of spoon.

"When I tackled that guy to the ground, we got into an uncomfortable position. So I was about to teach him a lesson in the art of being pooned."

adj. Different useage of the word pwn.

When I go to play Couter-Strike with my hacks on, I poon noobs.

by JESUS April 15, 2005

Jade: Oh man I wish he'd poon me up the ass

by Jerooo June 2, 2005

A descriptive term to describe someone who is being lame; or sometimes replaced as a greeting

Person 1--You Want to go grab a drink?
Person 2--Nah, gotta work in the morning.
Person 1--Man, you are being such a poon!

Whaddup poon!

by Fishnuggets September 26, 2008

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by taylor March 16, 2005