Logical reasoning to determine nature of reality, basis for all truth including science and the scientific method. All fact and scientific conclusions must square with philosophical reasoning.
by wes July 25, 2003
by sick fucks February 17, 2005
by stoner April 7, 2005
totally uninformitave vacuous bullshit adored by the pompous and arrogant for it's shallowness and transparency and lack of substance
the retarded masturbating hippies hallucinated and wrote their words down to form the latest stupid philosophy and then the pompous racist rich people all read it while eating their Grey Poupon and were quite impressed by it because they are shallow arrogant asshole morons who are into that kind of fake shit
by Bobzilla June 3, 2005
buncha old geezers scratchin their heads for a long time under trees and getting nowhere. consensus is impossible.
philosophy argument: i think if you blahblah then this is very plausible. no, no, thats not a relevant point, and i think perhaps if you set aside your prior blahblahblah then you will see why i would conjecture this...... oh? that is a very good point that i hadn't considered. well, that confuses things.
by Chris Y T December 16, 2007
-noun (educ.) collage major, science
Mostly studied by people who have way too much freetime and think money grows on trees. Philosophy students tend to spend their time discussing the "findings" of long-since dead people, drawing tons of conclusions for everyday life, economy, science and politics that are never ever being put into practice, and eating pizza. They are often accompanied by hipster douches with rich parents or hobos in training which they also call 'classmates'.
Mostly studied by people who have way too much freetime and think money grows on trees. Philosophy students tend to spend their time discussing the "findings" of long-since dead people, drawing tons of conclusions for everyday life, economy, science and politics that are never ever being put into practice, and eating pizza. They are often accompanied by hipster douches with rich parents or hobos in training which they also call 'classmates'.
by N3bu April 19, 2013
The study of pretension and douchebaggery.
Also known as "bastardized psychology", given that nothing in psychology gets published in modern articles without empirical evidence, rigorous testing, and data analysis. Psychology is the REAL study of the brain, the most complex thing in the universe.
Also known as "bastardized psychology", given that nothing in psychology gets published in modern articles without empirical evidence, rigorous testing, and data analysis. Psychology is the REAL study of the brain, the most complex thing in the universe.
Guess what? I'm a philosophy major. I study knowledge through outdated theories that have no place in modern society and are responsible for illogical policies in earlier history.
by P0lyamor0us May 4, 2008