When your dirty bitch breaks into the bathroom and hops on your cock in reverse and rides it while you’re taking the browns to the superbowl
I broke into the wheelchair bathroom at my local dive bar and saw my grandma donating a Shitty Pedestal to a homeless man. Bless her heart.
by shittyshel April 1, 2024
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Hym "This is a reasoning tool I like to call 'Hym's Pedestal.' It posits that: if this is that, then that means this, which means what you said translates to that."
Iam "You saw that too? Damn I always allude to it before I articulate it and then you guys reference it before I get the chance and then you think I'm referencing the reference but really I had it articulated BEFORE you said it but it was in the queue and I didn't get to it. And now you think I didn't think of it first. And I did. Damn."
Hym "Yessir! We got them good brains, baby!"
Iam "You saw that too? Damn I always allude to it before I articulate it and then you guys reference it before I get the chance and then you think I'm referencing the reference but really I had it articulated BEFORE you said it but it was in the queue and I didn't get to it. And now you think I didn't think of it first. And I did. Damn."
Hym "Yessir! We got them good brains, baby!"
by Hym Iam July 25, 2022
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