An Irish name, derived from the welsh name Evan. Means 'Young Fighter'. Seldom afraid. Excellent charisma. Loves the thrill of truth or dare. Fairly muscley. Always brown hair.
by JumpyBurger9 January 14, 2015
by coolio0 April 9, 2011
A fusion of the words Owen and owned. Generally speaking, the result of one individual being completely wrong in any given situation and someone else (either named Owen, or with Owenesque qualities) calling them out on it, thus exposing the individual's lack of knowledge, and surplus of foolishness. Can also be used to expose lack of skill, wit, and/or anywhere else the word owned could be used.
Robert: Hey guys! Have you heard of Sacred 2?
Vince: No.
Owen: Umm.. I've heard of it. Refresh my memory again?
Robert: It's amazing!
*notices Owen's MacBook*
Robert: Oh.. you have a Mac. Sacred 2 is only for PC... Nevamind.
Owen: Well.. Technically Sacred 2 is for Windows, which I do happen to have installed on a partition on my Mac.
Robert: But you can't run Windows games on your Mac!
Owen: Uh.. Yes, I can. If I have Windows, I can run Windows applications.. including Sacred 2 if I really wanted to.
Robert: ...
Vince: Owned.
Owen: N-no... Owened.
*walks away*
Vince: No.
Owen: Umm.. I've heard of it. Refresh my memory again?
Robert: It's amazing!
*notices Owen's MacBook*
Robert: Oh.. you have a Mac. Sacred 2 is only for PC... Nevamind.
Owen: Well.. Technically Sacred 2 is for Windows, which I do happen to have installed on a partition on my Mac.
Robert: But you can't run Windows games on your Mac!
Owen: Uh.. Yes, I can. If I have Windows, I can run Windows applications.. including Sacred 2 if I really wanted to.
Robert: ...
Vince: Owned.
Owen: N-no... Owened.
*walks away*
by -ONEis- March 31, 2009
owen starts of as a player. he soon realizes that he wants a loving wife, and possibly some children. owen typically does very well in school. owen is a short guy with a big personality. owens are usually are usually outdoorsy men. he is kind spirited and loves helping others. he usually gets rewarded for his actions and gets medals of kindness. :) he also loves dogs but hates cats.
by akabalola1342 February 1, 2016
by Jolly J May 17, 2004
Drea: omg I think I just saw your boyfriend Owen.
Nora: No You dumbass that was just the car dealerships wind dancing air puppet.
Drea: I honestly don’t get what you see in him.
Nora: well his arms and legs aren’t the only things long on his body if you know what I mean.
Nora: No You dumbass that was just the car dealerships wind dancing air puppet.
Drea: I honestly don’t get what you see in him.
Nora: well his arms and legs aren’t the only things long on his body if you know what I mean.
by Slapmeinthefacewithurballsack November 7, 2017