nincompoop

A name for an idiot, but a jokey name

Kim: How do you turn the tv on?
Sarah: like this, you nincompoop

by Depression_is_in_session June 4, 2018

existential nincompoop

A technical philosophical term coined by a great philosophy professor
1) One that is completely and utterly ignorant to their existential worth.

2) A person that does not allow for existential growth due to their lack of understanding of either themselves or of the necessity

Maxwell is such a nihilist, he doesn't get out of bed all day, he doesn't contribute to society in any way. He is SUCH an existential nincompoop.

by BanthamsNightofFaithe October 8, 2018

udder nincompoop

What da Duke of Rudling would have contemptuously called Hynes if he'd tried to milk cows instead of care for dogs.

If you never take ta time or effort to learn da special hand-movements necessary to "get da moo-juice from Bossy", you'll look like an udder nincompoop!

by QuacksO October 28, 2023

Nincompoop

An absolute fool, someone who is so dumb and such an ignorant idiot that they have earned the name nincompoop.

“Did you see how much of a nincompoop that guy Seth is, almost as bad as Xavi”

by Not a bozo July 15, 2021

Nincompoop

Someone that never had any heart trying to preach to somebody else about how everything is not about muscles, it's about heart.

If the bubbly girl's heart was as big as her mouth, she would know what she was talking about when she was preaching and ranting. She was a nincompoop without any sense, and was the kind of person that would make sure nobody found the smoking gun that put a hole in the guy's back.

by The Original Agahnim June 11, 2021

nincompoop

a shitty rich person or a shitty income

that brit is a real nincompoop!

by ExpierdMilk March 14, 2023

socio-nincompoop

(nbc with its related cousin nincompoop): a person criticized as a nincompoop not because they are one per se but because they arrogant, megalomaniacs, and spendthrifts, -therefore behaving like nincompoops in the eyes of the person doing the criticizing.

Louis XIV of France, according to some, was never a nincompoop, but a real socio-nincompoop

by Sexydimma February 10, 2015