nincompoop

A name for an idiot, but a jokey name
Kim: How do you turn the tv on?
Sarah: like this, you nincompoop
by Depression_is_in_session June 04, 2018
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existential nincompoop

A technical philosophical term coined by a great philosophy professor
1) One that is completely and utterly ignorant to their existential worth.

2) A person that does not allow for existential growth due to their lack of understanding of either themselves or of the necessity
Maxwell is such a nihilist, he doesn't get out of bed all day, he doesn't contribute to society in any way. He is SUCH an existential nincompoop.
by BanthamsNightofFaithe October 08, 2018
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nincompoop

a drunk-ass at a bar who runs out grabbing a girl and has sex with her
damn Mike, that nincompoop gonna fuck that bitch ain't he
by marlinandnemo June 08, 2021
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Nincompoop

In the 18th century, an obscene insult that meant ‘one who never saw his wife’s cunt’. — from the book Vulgar Tongues.
Do not take courting advice from that nincompoop Bartholomew.
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Nincompoop

He is quire the nincompoop.
by Dirhdhsidh September 27, 2022
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Nincompoop

Pov: your here because of Enola Holmes. I see you.
"You're a nincompoop" -Enola Holmes
by anonymous February 22, 2021
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Nincompoop

Someone who is an idiot

Also a funny word I like to use

You nincompoop!
Why you big fat nincompoop!
by Ugh 😩 June 07, 2022
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