nincompoop

A name for an idiot, but a jokey name

Kim: How do you turn the tv on?
Sarah: like this, you nincompoop

by Depression_is_in_session June 4, 2018

existential nincompoop

A technical philosophical term coined by a great philosophy professor
1) One that is completely and utterly ignorant to their existential worth.

2) A person that does not allow for existential growth due to their lack of understanding of either themselves or of the necessity

Maxwell is such a nihilist, he doesn't get out of bed all day, he doesn't contribute to society in any way. He is SUCH an existential nincompoop.

by BanthamsNightofFaithe October 8, 2018

Nincompoop

A vagabond like hooligan; a fool.

He is quire the nincompoop.

by Dirhdhsidh September 27, 2022

nincompoop

a complete and utter doofus. you are a butthead

wow, your friend Bob is such a nincompoop.

by thatrandomkidonurbandictonary July 19, 2021

Nincompoop

In the 18th century, an obscene insult that meant ‘one who never saw his wife’s cunt’. — from the book Vulgar Tongues.

Do not take courting advice from that nincompoop Bartholomew.

by voxtacet November 30, 2022

socio-nincompoop

(nbc with its related cousin nincompoop): a person criticized as a nincompoop not because they are one per se but because they arrogant, megalomaniacs, and spendthrifts, -therefore behaving like nincompoops in the eyes of the person doing the criticizing.

Louis XIV of France, according to some, was never a nincompoop, but a real socio-nincompoop

by Sexydimma February 10, 2015

Nincompoop

A silly person.

What my mum calls me all the time...

Me: I was looking for the doughnuts but they were right infront of my face!
My mum: You nincompoop!

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016