by Geo12 December 14, 2008
Britney Spears: OMG did you see that needle dick?
Kevin Federline: Yes when i sucked that i didn't even hardly have to open my mouth!
Kevin Federline: Yes when i sucked that i didn't even hardly have to open my mouth!
by Sharon Butts November 7, 2009
a person with a small dick that looks like a needle or another very small object like a strand of hair
jorge from somers point has such a needle dick johnson thats why he doesnt get girls and cuz he looks like a horse
by poop in my pussy January 1, 2009
The wide swing of the arm when a douchebag goes in for a handshake. The less secure in their masculinity, the further the arc.
Gregory swung his arm around at a wide angle before grabbing my hand and shaking it roughly. The full "needle-dick's parabola," as Socrates called it.
by UN~MUDO~POCO March 2, 2021
A Wisconsinite that sticks his needle dick in a wedge or wheel of swiss cheese, proceeding to then get other males to join in on the process to make it into a sword fighting competition in one hole.
by Mentilman February 4, 2016
One who's penis resembles that of a needle and is used to engage in intercouse with insects capable of receiving such small genitalia
by R. Trombone March 31, 2003
A guy who thinks his dick is huge, but after investingating, his dick is realy no bigger than a pin. (needle)
Such a small dick, that he could only fuck a bug(cockroach), and still get his rocks off. Poor bug would say: (Hey you got a realy small dick. (Needle dick bug fucker)
by alikatt333 January 8, 2009