by waoh October 2, 2019
by FENDII ACE November 18, 2021
My dad left me , went to a strip club and saw a middle-class furry with his dead dad tied up to their back with a strap between his tits. My dad left the stripclub and focking killed himself , but before that he obviously *put a strap between his tits*
by refrigerator 23 May 18, 2020
When your dad went to the grocery store to get milk but he never came back so now you are fatherless.
Because you are a disappointment and he hates you.
Because you are a disappointment and he hates you.
person 1: well you dad left to get milk and my dad is stil here
person 2: i cant do anything about that my dad left to get milk
person 2: i cant do anything about that my dad left to get milk
by madahajalakaqawaeara July 1, 2022
A saying that really gets a conversation going. People who use this tend to go around telling everybody, some will get offended, others will just laugh. A great ice breaker sentence.
by bankssbitch November 21, 2018
by McChikn November 29, 2021
A catch-all excuse for work as to why you're not checking email, phone calls, or attending meetings while you're traveling or out of work (typically during your vacation). Often implies that you're spending your time having romantic encounters and otherwise spending your time doing extracurriculars, while avoiding work entirely.
by MigratingQs September 13, 2019