A markus is a small midget who has sexual encounters with patty and is a teletubby/ pillsbury dough boy.
by milfs March 26, 2019
Another method of referring to someone as a "mark", which is an offensive term used and originating in urban American.
"Yo, yous a lil markus."
"Look at that markus, brown nosin' them hos."
"Markus Aurellias mothu-fucka."
"He he, yous a markus."
"Look at that markus, brown nosin' them hos."
"Markus Aurellias mothu-fucka."
"He he, yous a markus."
by BootyLickinMark June 8, 2006
A completely hollow individual who may be a psychopath. If you ever encounter a Markus be sure to be on your guard because these guys are unpredictable and everything he says should be taken seriously. Markus’s also are known to be sarcastic, careless sociopaths who are highly calculated individuals. On the off chance that a Markus isn’t a psychopath or a sociopath then he’s one of the multipliers where whatever actions you do for them they repay many times over, we still have yet to figure out what the catch is.
by AntMan!!! October 29, 2018
Markus suffers from a serious nicotine addiction and will always be a big virgin. He always complains about being single and is looking for someone to bang before he turns 17. Hopeless case.
by Bel-end October 5, 2020
by Ashlyn4lifeyeah January 3, 2019