wardrobe malfunction

Term created by Justin Timberlake trying to be intelligent. He failed. Miserably.

"It was...*glances at cue card* a... wa... ar..... wardrobe mal.... malfunct.. wardrobe malfunction! Yeah! I can read!"

wardrobe malfunction by Nezbit February 15, 2004

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zipper malfunction

When a guy gets his tally wacker caught in the zipper of his pants.

yo dave whats wrong?

i was just taking a leak when i got a text and my phone vibrated. it surprised me and i zipped up too fast and caught my schwing schwong in my fly

damn, thats gotta hurt, i hate zipper malfunctions

zipper malfunction by schwingschwongbyah May 14, 2011

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Malfunction

An error of coding or programming

Error: a malfunction has occurred...

Malfunction by JackB151234 March 28, 2019

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Make-up malfunction

When a prep girl forgets to put on make-up. With it, they appear to be gorgeous. Without it, it’s a completely different story.

Prep girl: Hi, Mike
*Mike see’s normally hot prep girl who forgot make-up*
Mike: WHOA! DUDE! MAKE-UP!
Prep girl: *blushes with shame because of make-up malfunction*
Other prep girl: You ugly whore
Mike: She’s right, I’m going to the prom with HER now…haha, bitch
*They beat the shit out of prep girl for violating the natural laws of ugliness and proceed to have sex on the gymnasium floor*

Make-up malfunction by Steagles June 11, 2006

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Vaginal Malfunction

When your girl’s pussy is suddenly either too tight or too loose to properly fuck her.

“Did you have sex with Rebecca, man?”
“Yes, but it wasn’t good. She had a vaginal malfunction.”

Vaginal Malfunction by Dahlia A.N. March 11, 2019

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