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Jesus freak 

One who is passionate about Jesus and is unashamed enough to share with others what he has done in his or her life. They do not care what others think of them for being a follower of Jesus. Although, sadly, some are rude and unloving in the way they treat others and share their faith with others, those who are truly Christlike humbly admit that they are not perfect and that's why they need a savior. Usually used as a derogatory term.
Mark seems like a Jesus freak. He never lets a conversation go by without talking about Jesus. He even blasts Christian rap through his grill while driving around town.
Jesus freak by Gnatcicle January 27, 2014
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Jesus Freak 

A true Jesus Freak is one whose life has been changed by the unfailing love of Jesus Christ. They spend time in his word and choose to live for him. They do not try to cram Jesus down your throat, but instead they simply try to show you the love of Christ by their actions and behaviors. They trust that God will do the rest.
(Note: True Jesus Freaks do not live this way as an act, they are genuine people.)
Nick is such a nice guy, it wouldn't surprise me if he is a Jesus Freak.
Jesus Freak by HeckaBeats January 26, 2010

jesus fuck 

a word that is the ultimate offensive word and example of frustration, by combining "jesus" & "fuck" you can pretty much piss of anyone
"aww jesus fuck, i dropped my gogirt."

"let me get this straight, she likes tacos and sex, jesus fuck shes cool."

"you punched out a pterodactyl, jesus fuck thats badass"

"jesus fuck i lost mcGee"
jesus fuck by zack love April 9, 2008

Jesus Fish 

The fish that people put on the back of their cars to

A) Tell everyone that Jesus is #1 in their lives

B) That they are members of the Republican party

C) All of the above
"Look, that guy just put a Jesus Fish on his Ford!"

"Hmm... must be Bill Frist."
Jesus Fish by Geoff L. August 31, 2005

jesus freak 

A self-professed Christian who labors under the mistaken impression that Christians are persecuted in this country, and that he or she is commonly persecuted for his or her beliefs. These people usually attempt to convert everyone they know or meet to their own denomination of "born again" Christianity, thereby alienating a number of non-Christians as well as Christians of denominations not of their own, then attribute their subsequent shunning by society to a fictitious, widespread anti-Christian mania.
Josh: "Hi, my name is Josh, and I'm a Jesus freak."
Tim "Hi, my name is Tim, and I'm Jewish."
Josh: "You need the love of Jesus in your life! Repent! You're going to hell!"
Tim: *walks away*
Josh: "Why do you hate me? Why must I be persecuted?!"

Jesus freak 

People of the Christian faith who become fanatical in their beliefs, eventually driving away friends with different religions, sexual preferences, ect. Note that not all Christians are like this.

While these people aren't "Bad" people,they are usually intolerant to others religious beliefs. They tend to tell those of other religion that they are going to Hell and that they need to convert to Christianity. These can also be those who preach about their respective denominations. There is also a possibility that they could be homophobic.
Jane: Hey are you a Christian
Joe: No, sorry. I'm a very devout Jew.
Jane: *gasp* OMG! We must save your soul! You must convert, lest you go to Hell!
Joe: Oh man, your a Jesus freak!
Jesus freak by W.R.C. Murphy August 4, 2008

Jesus finish 

When you come on a chicks tits when she is wearing some sort of crucifix. Bonus points if she licks it off the crucifix. Double bonus if it's on a Sunday.
Give her the Jesus finish. But wait until after midnight so it can be Sunday.
Jesus finish by TomKVideo September 29, 2009