A small and isolated country in the northern Europe, which is very green and has beautiful pastures, and does NOT have glaciers, like the Americans seem to think (see James Bond, Die another day).
My cattle are out on the green pastures in that valley. Just because the name of the country is Iceland it doesnt mean that it has glaciers...
by OllieKickFlip October 23, 2005
A icy country close to sweden or germany or some other shitty country like that (notice how i did not use finland). Its a really boring country which consists of.... NOTHING. There are just ice flats which take up most of the country.
Kristjan: Hey i am thinking of going back to iceland
Other Guy: For good?
Kristjan: Nope, just for a few weeks.
Other Guy: SHIT.
Other Guy: For good?
Kristjan: Nope, just for a few weeks.
Other Guy: SHIT.
by SouthAsia February 7, 2008
Referred to as the "shit-hole" of the planet. Iceland has a population of approximately 400 people. The gay population on iceland is estimated to be around 395. The other 5 people are phedophiles. There were recent discussions of what to do with the island. Many world leaders voted to nuke it, others voted to invade it and make it a colony. The question of what to do with iceland remains, although Canada may be gearing up to take it over, as they have sent 3 highly trained mounties to overtake the shit-hole.
by loutity December 22, 2004
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by super magic mike November 13, 2018
When you javelin a toliet plunger onto a frozen lake and proceed to cannon ball on top of the plunger on the hard ice
by The_dildo_flipper_20 November 30, 2018