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The act of excreting shit, puke, and piss from your body all at the same time, mostly done while passed out after a night of drinking, but has been known to be performed while wide awake.
"It's just one of those nights where I'm gonna get real real hammered and gorf all over myself later."

"Man, that kid got so hammered last night he gorfed himself while his girlfriend was in the bed!"
gorf by Hamma6885 October 22, 2008
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Hey look, a Gorf!!!
Gorf by PyroDin August 26, 2017
The act of smoking Marijuana.. can be used as a noun as well in place of the word Marijuana.
Let's go gorf and hit a pizza buffet.
That's some awesome gorf
Gorf by The Altimin' Boosk September 25, 2017
One who serendipitously releases flatulence while submerged in dihydrogen oxide, then proceeds to ingest the resultant accumulation of effluvium as it rises to the surface.
"Rick is such a Gorf! He farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles!!"
Gorf by Mike Lowrey669 December 29, 2018
a symbol of justice and restoring peace
GO GO GO COMMENT GORF”
GORF by yourmomdotcome November 15, 2019
person 1: hey do you know what gorf is?
person 2: yes! frog spelled backwards is gorf!
Gorf by waw waw waw September 12, 2020