Aka hg winter. Being a hoe over winter to a) miss peak sti transmission period, b) save on heating costs, c) be discreet cos everyone thinks you’re just staying in when you’re really getting your back blown out, and d) maximise your vitamin D intake when the days are shorter
by SuperHG November 22, 2022
Hot girl bummer is the definition of finding a girl who is participating in hot girl summer and posting pictures to draw attention and likes using her body or sex appeal. Using hot girl summer as a front for female empowerment and loving their body, but instead just want male attention and boost social media likes using thirst traps.
by Whatyouknowaboutthis August 28, 2019
Also known as a "going out look" It's the way a woman looks when going out dancing or to a club. False lashes, push up bras, heels. Made famous by Jenna Marbles it's a way to trick people into thinking you're good looking just long enough to get them into bed.
Mark: Dude, that girl you brought home last night was a hottie.
John: No man, she just had a hot girl disguise on. She was a total beast.
John: No man, she just had a hot girl disguise on. She was a total beast.
by Holla Mia August 12, 2011
A “Hot Girl Excuse“ is an excuse given by a woman who is emotionally incapable of informing a man that she is no longer interested in him.
The excuse follows a message from a man proposing a date. The reply to this message from the woman is usually well beyond the time she would have normally replied during prior communications.
The “hot girl excuse” will exclusively start with the word “Hey“and contain a superficial apology for not having replied earlier. It will involve a medical problem with herself or someone she knows or a mental health issue she’s experiencing.
The man may express sympathy/support and simply leave it at that, realizing the girl likely is not in the proper frame of mind to pursue a relationship. She will then reply with “thank you for understanding“.
If the man performs a “check-in” at a later date to “see how things are going”, the woman will reply with an emojis-less message lacking punctuation (with the possible exception of periods) to inform you that “things are still bad“.
Any additional follow ups from the man after the initial check-in will result in ghosting or a blocked number.
Hot Girl Excuse Example:
“Hey Mike, I’m sorry I didn’t respond to your text on Tuesday. My Grandma fell and had to go to the emergency room. They found a blood clot in her leg and movement can cause the clot to break, causing a pulmonary embolism. I definitely feel really emotional. I’m sorry, I can’t really meet up right now, I hope you understand.”
The excuse follows a message from a man proposing a date. The reply to this message from the woman is usually well beyond the time she would have normally replied during prior communications.
The “hot girl excuse” will exclusively start with the word “Hey“and contain a superficial apology for not having replied earlier. It will involve a medical problem with herself or someone she knows or a mental health issue she’s experiencing.
The man may express sympathy/support and simply leave it at that, realizing the girl likely is not in the proper frame of mind to pursue a relationship. She will then reply with “thank you for understanding“.
If the man performs a “check-in” at a later date to “see how things are going”, the woman will reply with an emojis-less message lacking punctuation (with the possible exception of periods) to inform you that “things are still bad“.
Any additional follow ups from the man after the initial check-in will result in ghosting or a blocked number.
Hot Girl Excuse Example:
“Hey Mike, I’m sorry I didn’t respond to your text on Tuesday. My Grandma fell and had to go to the emergency room. They found a blood clot in her leg and movement can cause the clot to break, causing a pulmonary embolism. I definitely feel really emotional. I’m sorry, I can’t really meet up right now, I hope you understand.”
“So I asked Allison out for a third date but she told me one of her friends died and she wasn’t feeling like meeting up. I texted her a month later to see how she was doing, but she ghosted me… It looks like the dead friend was a hot girl excuse.”
by Weird187Mike August 2, 2021
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Secure undisclosed location where nubile young women are sequestered during the months when cold temperatures preclude their wearing clothing commensurate with their awesome bodies. Implication is that said bodies require intense working out to maintain.
by lineeb May 16, 2007
Made popular on TikTok with the cherry on top being a great Spotify playlist, it's a 4 mile walk to achieve your fitness and mental health goals by thinking about only three things: things you are grateful for, your goals and how you are going to achieve them, and how hot you are.
by idonotknowwhyiamdoingthis March 6, 2021