G-Unit is a poor excuse for rap music.
Whoever said they were the best rap group on def. number 1 obviously doesn't know or understand what rap is.
This "rap" group is lead by 50 Cent.
A man who repeatedly wants to tell us he got shot 9 times (when what he really needs to do is quit acting like a wannabe G and take care of his fucking kid.)Other members consist of Tony Yayo who wants to tell us his very hard life in prison, and how this girl is so seductive when she was dancing on him, the way she was moving it was making him horny. <These are some of the lyrics to the new G-Unit/Tony Yayo song "So Seductive."
Whoever in the fuck calls this song rap is retarded.Then we have some decent members such as Lloyd Banks, who is (THANK GOD) a non-fake.Game was also part of G-Unit once but he realized how shitty and fake and non-rap G-Unit was.
See fake
Whoever said they were the best rap group on def. number 1 obviously doesn't know or understand what rap is.
This "rap" group is lead by 50 Cent.
A man who repeatedly wants to tell us he got shot 9 times (when what he really needs to do is quit acting like a wannabe G and take care of his fucking kid.)Other members consist of Tony Yayo who wants to tell us his very hard life in prison, and how this girl is so seductive when she was dancing on him, the way she was moving it was making him horny. <These are some of the lyrics to the new G-Unit/Tony Yayo song "So Seductive."
Whoever in the fuck calls this song rap is retarded.Then we have some decent members such as Lloyd Banks, who is (THANK GOD) a non-fake.Game was also part of G-Unit once but he realized how shitty and fake and non-rap G-Unit was.
See fake
p1: Ohhh dude did you hear the new G-Unit song that shit is poppin'!
p2<who really knows what rap is:Man what the fuck are you doing listening to G-Unot? Man your a fake person you need to be fucking slapped and woke up.*slaps P1 with dick*
p2<who really knows what rap is:Man what the fuck are you doing listening to G-Unot? Man your a fake person you need to be fucking slapped and woke up.*slaps P1 with dick*
by The Intelligent August 17, 2005
"G" "unit" was the ancient Indian code name given to an elite class of soldiers that represented the homosexual community (hence Gay-Unit) and boned random 'niggas' in the ass. Some of their special forces units actually conducted a series of very dangerous and literally mindboggling acts known as 'Eing in the C', which stands for 'Ejaculating in the Cranium'. This ejaculation which was medically poisoned as well killing the victims the same instant. Also, as the brain has no pain-receptors the victims died a painless yet disgusting death. The unit other, the Psychological Ops unit tried to spread homosexual behaviour amongst the disoriented American youth (which had no brain to ejaculate into) by adding subliminal messages in musical messages which were translated to the ordinary ears as the group, G-unit. These 'niggas' were lead by a man named by his value, 50 cent. His name also represented the amount of people that he had to convert before he got his commanding status.
Yo Dawg, I was taking a leak the other day when this 'nigga' emerged from the shadows and poked me in the ass. Next thing I know i'm on the floor and this other 'nigga' comes by, cuts my head open, and ejactulates into my head. Now my ghost is having to write this down for you cuz i died, painlessly might i add.
by EpC 2 August 12, 2005
Gay unit, when a stupid illiterate moron thinks theyre ghetto and calls themselve a g unit they have no idea that g unit actually meanbs gay unit, so fuck all of u wiggers and rappers alike, listen to music that takes talent
by scarrylarry June 1, 2004
On a different note...I hope they're not ignorantly trying to reference a body part 'cause gorillas actually have very small "units".
by reese January 18, 2004
by andy May 21, 2003
G-Unit is the name of a rap group the 50 cent was a member of. The name comes from a section in prison, G-Unit. So it started in prison with something like.... you should hear that nigga in G-unit, he can really rap. which eventually became just G-unit
by Phred-em May 2, 2005
A shit ass rap group who suck ass and try REALLY hard to be just like 2Pacs group Outlawz, and regularly claim to be soldiers, gangstas, killers, and at one stage, Cripz
This "unit" or "krew" consists of:
$ 50 Cent, who claims he took 9, when he only took 3, and can cut glass with his nipples
$ Young Buck, who sounds like O.G Loc, and has traintracks
on his teeth and a square head
$ Lloyd Banks, who is pretty cool, because he actually doesn't go on about killing people 24/7, and is laid back
$ Tony Yayo, who thinks hes hard just because he went to jail for....wait for it....an UNLICENCED gun!! OH MY GOD!! Gee, that NEVER happens in America, oh god no, hes so hardcore. Did I mention that he's named after a drug that makes people retarded?
$ Olivia, who looks like a retarded asian transvestite, and cant sing for shit
& THE GAME!! Hell YEAH!! A westside Blood who was booted out because he made the rest of G-Unit look bad, and will hopefully murder all of G-Unit (maybe not Lloyd Banks)
$ Spider Loc, some wannabe who appeared on ONE track on the Get Rich or Die Tryin' soundtrack, and now thinks he is hardcore gangsta
This "unit" or "krew" consists of:
$ 50 Cent, who claims he took 9, when he only took 3, and can cut glass with his nipples
$ Young Buck, who sounds like O.G Loc, and has traintracks
on his teeth and a square head
$ Lloyd Banks, who is pretty cool, because he actually doesn't go on about killing people 24/7, and is laid back
$ Tony Yayo, who thinks hes hard just because he went to jail for....wait for it....an UNLICENCED gun!! OH MY GOD!! Gee, that NEVER happens in America, oh god no, hes so hardcore. Did I mention that he's named after a drug that makes people retarded?
$ Olivia, who looks like a retarded asian transvestite, and cant sing for shit
& THE GAME!! Hell YEAH!! A westside Blood who was booted out because he made the rest of G-Unit look bad, and will hopefully murder all of G-Unit (maybe not Lloyd Banks)
$ Spider Loc, some wannabe who appeared on ONE track on the Get Rich or Die Tryin' soundtrack, and now thinks he is hardcore gangsta
Ma$e:
"G-G-G-G UNIT!!"
50 Cent:
"Nah, nigga, It's G-G-G-G-Unowhatitis"
Some Guy Who Knows What He's talkin' About:
"Hell yeah, I know what it is, it's shit!!"
50 Cent:
"Nigga fuck you!!" (Pulls out gun from nowhere)
BANG BANG BANG
Some Bloods in an Escalade, holding Mac-10s out the windows:
"Yo fiddy, eat this you fucktard fronter!!"
RATATATATATATATATAT - 50 Cent lays dead in a pool of his own blood
EVERY single person on the face of the planet, including little kids hiding in caves in Afghanistan who never even heard of 50 Cent:
"WHOOOOOOOOOOO! YEEEEEEAAAHHHH! YAY!"
"G-G-G-G UNIT!!"
50 Cent:
"Nah, nigga, It's G-G-G-G-Unowhatitis"
Some Guy Who Knows What He's talkin' About:
"Hell yeah, I know what it is, it's shit!!"
50 Cent:
"Nigga fuck you!!" (Pulls out gun from nowhere)
BANG BANG BANG
Some Bloods in an Escalade, holding Mac-10s out the windows:
"Yo fiddy, eat this you fucktard fronter!!"
RATATATATATATATATAT - 50 Cent lays dead in a pool of his own blood
EVERY single person on the face of the planet, including little kids hiding in caves in Afghanistan who never even heard of 50 Cent:
"WHOOOOOOOOOOO! YEEEEEEAAAHHHH! YAY!"
by Leon Arthur May 24, 2006