1 definition by Leon Arthur
A shit ass rap group who suck ass and try REALLY hard to be just like 2Pacs group Outlawz, and regularly claim to be soldiers, gangstas, killers, and at one stage, Cripz
This "unit" or "krew" consists of:
$ 50 Cent, who claims he took 9, when he only took 3, and can cut glass with his nipples
$ Young Buck, who sounds like O.G Loc, and has traintracks
on his teeth and a square head
$ Lloyd Banks, who is pretty cool, because he actually doesn't go on about killing people 24/7, and is laid back
$ Tony Yayo, who thinks hes hard just because he went to jail for....wait for it....an UNLICENCED gun!! OH MY GOD!! Gee, that NEVER happens in America, oh god no, hes so hardcore. Did I mention that he's named after a drug that makes people retarded?
$ Olivia, who looks like a retarded asian transvestite, and cant sing for shit
& THE GAME!! Hell YEAH!! A westside Blood who was booted out because he made the rest of G-Unit look bad, and will hopefully murder all of G-Unit (maybe not Lloyd Banks)
$ Spider Loc, some wannabe who appeared on ONE track on the Get Rich or Die Tryin' soundtrack, and now thinks he is hardcore gangsta
This "unit" or "krew" consists of:
$ 50 Cent, who claims he took 9, when he only took 3, and can cut glass with his nipples
$ Young Buck, who sounds like O.G Loc, and has traintracks
on his teeth and a square head
$ Lloyd Banks, who is pretty cool, because he actually doesn't go on about killing people 24/7, and is laid back
$ Tony Yayo, who thinks hes hard just because he went to jail for....wait for it....an UNLICENCED gun!! OH MY GOD!! Gee, that NEVER happens in America, oh god no, hes so hardcore. Did I mention that he's named after a drug that makes people retarded?
$ Olivia, who looks like a retarded asian transvestite, and cant sing for shit
& THE GAME!! Hell YEAH!! A westside Blood who was booted out because he made the rest of G-Unit look bad, and will hopefully murder all of G-Unit (maybe not Lloyd Banks)
$ Spider Loc, some wannabe who appeared on ONE track on the Get Rich or Die Tryin' soundtrack, and now thinks he is hardcore gangsta
Ma$e:
"G-G-G-G UNIT!!"
50 Cent:
"Nah, nigga, It's G-G-G-G-Unowhatitis"
Some Guy Who Knows What He's talkin' About:
"Hell yeah, I know what it is, it's shit!!"
50 Cent:
"Nigga fuck you!!" (Pulls out gun from nowhere)
BANG BANG BANG
Some Bloods in an Escalade, holding Mac-10s out the windows:
"Yo fiddy, eat this you fucktard fronter!!"
RATATATATATATATATAT - 50 Cent lays dead in a pool of his own blood
EVERY single person on the face of the planet, including little kids hiding in caves in Afghanistan who never even heard of 50 Cent:
"WHOOOOOOOOOOO! YEEEEEEAAAHHHH! YAY!"
"G-G-G-G UNIT!!"
50 Cent:
"Nah, nigga, It's G-G-G-G-Unowhatitis"
Some Guy Who Knows What He's talkin' About:
"Hell yeah, I know what it is, it's shit!!"
50 Cent:
"Nigga fuck you!!" (Pulls out gun from nowhere)
BANG BANG BANG
Some Bloods in an Escalade, holding Mac-10s out the windows:
"Yo fiddy, eat this you fucktard fronter!!"
RATATATATATATATATAT - 50 Cent lays dead in a pool of his own blood
EVERY single person on the face of the planet, including little kids hiding in caves in Afghanistan who never even heard of 50 Cent:
"WHOOOOOOOOOOO! YEEEEEEAAAHHHH! YAY!"
by Leon Arthur May 24, 2006