Gray-Matter

Any situation that requires the wisdom & experience that usually only comes to old age.

Use Examples:

Being a Gray-Matter, it was turned over to their most experienced employee.

Because it was a Gray-Matter, the children couldn’t handle the problem.

A Gray-Matter usually requires the skills of persons over the age of 40 years.

by Tyson D. Knine January 4, 2009

country matters

old slang term for sexual relations

The prostitute had some country matters to tend to.

by Lizzie Bennet April 27, 2006

matter fact

As a matter of fact (in fact, actually)

Matter fact, you should take four B
And think before you fuck wit lil skateboard P (Williams Pharrell, Drop it like it's hot)

by His Imperial Diddyness September 18, 2008

No lives matter

I will never buy into blm or coexistence when I know it’s a false narrative and as a human race we don’t give a fuck about anybody.

Fuck black lives truth is no lives matter.

by Alex Kills from Miami October 18, 2020

fecal matter

Something or someone associated in some way with feces.

Overheard at the Senate hearings-
Senator McCain: "General Petraeus, What is your opinion on the Fecal Matter?"
General Petraeus: "Sir? You are referring to the situation in Iraq, sir?"
McCain: "What? What in God's name are you talking about?"
Petraeus: "You were asking me about the bad situation we are in with Iraq?"
McCain:"What the hell? No I wasn't, you nincompoop! I just shit myself. I'm 70 years old, and it seems to happen more and more at these damnable hearings. I just thought you might like the interesting design it made on my trousers."
Petraeus: "I'm not prepared to comment on that at this point in time, sir"
McCain: "Very good, Petraeus. That will be all... Where the hell is my nurse?"

by Pantaloon January 30, 2008

fecal matter

Shit that is normally dispersed from the rectum. Used by college professors and soccer moms trying to appear mature when discussing something like poopies.

And lo, Sir Edward did assume a sitting position whilst using the facilities, and a large burst of fecal matter didst disperse forth from his rectum, and there was much rejoicing.

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 11, 2003

Family Matters

1990s sitcom about a black family in Chicago that gradually became the Urkel Show.

Four words: "Did ah do that?"

by Johnny X. June 29, 2005