Foon

A bitch, or foolish guy/chick.

"Damn, that teacher was a foon."

by Tanner And Connor October 14, 2008

Foon dart

Hey crustaceans animalFrom the beaches of South back at Loma. that eats the parts of the dead seagulls

Look at that foon dart Feasting on the Dead Sea gulls

by Captain Obvious RP September 4, 2019

Kin-Foon

Has an extremely small penis but is still populair under fat underage asian girls.

Legend says a Kin-Foon is a big fat monster who eats asian girls for lunch.

by DavidMoyes August 20, 2014

stupid foon

fucking noob

Mike is such a stupid foon!

by Spuds/fubbe January 9, 2004

Hooba-Looba-Foon

1.Crazy person, kind of like a oompa loompah.
2.When you have really poofy hair and you can't control it.
3.slut

1.Dont do that! your acting like a hooba-looba-foon!
2. Good morning Stacy. OH MY! WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR HAIR! you look like a hooba-looba-foon!!!
3.Get off my dad you fuckin hooba-looba-foon!

by hump_my_dump July 26, 2007

Fds (Foon Dick Syndrome)

A spreading epedimeic for males ages 15-25. This tragic life altering FOON is caused by abstinence. The affects include but are not limited to the curvature of the male penis and shrinking of the male scrodum.

Can be prevented by: regular kinky monkey sex with dirty kinky sluts, eating out lots of pussies, and stimulating your shaft and anal canal simultaniously (@ the same time).

MOTO: get your groove on not your FOON on!

Racheal: "Let's have sex!"
Craig: "Yeee!"
Racheal: *pulls down craig's pants* "Eww is that shit a foon?!

Craig: "Yeah I have Fds (Foon Dick Syndrome)." *sad*
Racheal: "Lets fuck it back to normal!"

by yourslut February 28, 2011

Foon

Meaning a diminutive fool. I first heard this being defined in a Panel show. The show in question was 'Call my Bluff' hosted by Robert Robinson. The program was broadcast in the early seventies, (with this line up). The team captains were Frank Muir and Patrick Campbell. The three people in each team would define an obscure word and the opposing team had to work out the true definition. One word that has, for whatever reason, stayed with me was Foon - a diminutive fool.
A few fragments still exist on you tube.

Foon would, obviously, be used in a derogatory way, as a descriptor. He/She is a real Foon.

by R.T. Fischall August 2, 2023