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The correct way of saying the s-word (spork). A foon is a cross between a fork and a spoon, commonly used at parties or

school cafeterias
"Please pass the foon, Johnny!"
foon by Lockesthenes October 21, 2018
Related Words
foon foony fooner foondart foong foonie foonah Foonergy Foonet fooney
The proper definition of foon is a fork dominant Fork-spoon hybrid. A spork is a soon dominant fork-spoon hybrid .
Can you get me a foon?

Or
I eat my chicken with a foon
Foon by Hoeseok.Yoongi.sope August 8, 2019
(verb) fōōn

The subtle art of spooning with your feet.
It was too hot to sleep next to each other, we chose to foon instead.
foon by tosieover September 26, 2019
The setting of the legendary podcast "Hello From the Magic Tavern."

do yourself a favor and listen to it.
I am a resident of Foon, and my name is

USIDORE
WIZARD OF THE 12TH

REALM OF EPHYSIYIES

MASTER OF LIGHT AND SHADOW

MANIPULATOR OF MAGICAL DELIGHTS

DEVOURER OF CHAOS

CHAMPION OF THE GREAT HALLS

OF TERR'AKKAS

THE ELVES KNOW ME AS

FI'ANG YALOK

THE DWARES KNOW ME AS

ZOENEN HOOGSTANDJES

I AM KNOWN IN THE NORTHEAST AS

GAISMUENAS MEISTAR

AND THERE MAY BE OTHER SECRET NAMES YOU

DO

NOT

EVEN

KNOW!
Foon by blorp'iaf November 25, 2019
1. one who believes he or she is much more intelligent than he or she actually is, to an embarrassing degree

2. one who believes he or she is far more skilled at a video game than he or she actually is, to an embarrassing degree
1. Ever since Gabe got that finance degree he thinks he can solve the US debt crisis. He's such a foon.

2. Zach is always saying he's a 'champ 3 stuck in diamond 2,' but the foon hasn't hit a ceiling shot in his life.
foon by doc.smoothie January 5, 2020
a synonym for spork that sounds retarded
Person 1: Hey dude could you pass the plastic foons?
Person 2: Wtf?
foon by @prezbez on twitter August 29, 2020