extendo-flogger

1.A piece of tubing that usually rides on the back side of a vacuum that can be removed and attached to the vacuum hose. It usually extends out several times to make it able to reach the tops of walls and corners. The extendo-flogger is versatile and can also be used for turning around quickly and whacking a naughty child or animal.
2. any long extendable object with vaguely sexual conotations.

1. I was vacuuming the cobwebs in the corner with my extendo-flogger and suddenly had to reach around and spank the dog who was running off with my sandwich.
2. That man had my extendo-flogger waving it around yelling, "Hey baby, you want a piece of this."

by mageepet January 28, 2009

Cripple Cream Flogger

Performing a vigorous hand job on a wheelchair bound male until he busts a nut load of man cream.

I can’t tell you how many cripple cream floggers I gave Randy during his two months of recovery. That wheelchair had to get the bolts retightened from all the shaking.

The home health nurse was like 65 years old but she never left without a cripple cream flogger.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

Dick flogger

A machine or apparatus that enables a man pleasures a man without his partners help until he comes all over the floor like a snow dump at Xmas

Grant required a dick flogger as Mel had decided to watch tv and fall sleep.

by Swine Doctor June 24, 2022

flume flogger

One who sucks a penis in an enjoyable way. He or she is a flume floggee

He or she is a flume flogger.

by IAMIMC December 14, 2022

Flogger

Richard the big fat man who runs pdhm

Rich is a flogger

by RobbyG1994 December 22, 2019

molly flogger

A Molly flogger is the designated person in a trap house or drug din who's responsible for the upholding of the code of conduct associated with the establishment. These "rules" vary widely if there are any at all. The authority of these molly floggers is undisputed as they only answer to the one referred to as "the plug." Challenging the findings of any of these characters may often result in the undesirable act of "getting got" or removal from the premises before receiving a "green light."

"Is the molly flogger going to trip if I smoke my shit in here?"

by FishSticks936 February 24, 2024

Jiggle flogger

When you flick and grab someone’s balls so hard they scream. Then stick it in the butt unawaringly.

How about we try a jiggle flogger tonight

by The real like sexuality December 27, 2018