Carpet flogger 

Carpet flogger, commonly associated with Hannah’s toes, is someone who commonly tries to steal carpets from peoples homes. He will generally go by the name Alex gotmaker, a rebellious tween who wantz to rebel by not cleaning his room and eating baked beans and Milo instead. His love of carpet thievery originated from his childhood where his parents neglected him by not allowing him to use carpet.

A patch of my carpet is missing!!
It must have been a carpet flogger!!

Carpet flogger by Gemmahatepage!!! July 20, 2022

extendo-flogger 

1.A piece of tubing that usually rides on the back side of a vacuum that can be removed and attached to the vacuum hose. It usually extends out several times to make it able to reach the tops of walls and corners. The extendo-flogger is versatile and can also be used for turning around quickly and whacking a naughty child or animal.
2. any long extendable object with vaguely sexual conotations.

1. I was vacuuming the cobwebs in the corner with my extendo-flogger and suddenly had to reach around and spank the dog who was running off with my sandwich.
2. That man had my extendo-flogger waving it around yelling, "Hey baby, you want a piece of this."

extendo-flogger by mageepet January 28, 2009

Jiggle flogger 

When you flick and grab someone’s balls so hard they scream. Then stick it in the butt unawaringly.

How about we try a jiggle flogger tonight

Jiggle flogger by The real like sexuality December 27, 2018

Dick flogger 

A machine or apparatus that enables a man pleasures a man without his partners help until he comes all over the floor like a snow dump at Xmas

Grant required a dick flogger as Mel had decided to watch tv and fall sleep.

Dick flogger by Swine Doctor June 24, 2022

flume flogger 

One who sucks a penis in an enjoyable way. He or she is a flume floggee

He or she is a flume flogger.

flume flogger by IAMIMC December 14, 2022

molly flogger 

A Molly flogger is the designated person in a trap house or drug din who's responsible for the upholding of the code of conduct associated with the establishment. These "rules" vary widely if there are any at all. The authority of these molly floggers is undisputed as they only answer to the one referred to as "the plug." Challenging the findings of any of these characters may often result in the undesirable act of "getting got" or removal from the premises before receiving a "green light."

"Is the molly flogger going to trip if I smoke my shit in here?"

molly flogger by FishSticks936 February 24, 2024

Flonger Blasted 

When you cover your fist in whipped cream and put a cherry on top if you're feeling brave enough, and then you shove your fist up someones asshole.

"I Flonger Blasted Suzie so hard last night."
"Oh yeah, I love getting Flonger Blasted."

Flonger Blasted by Xx_HACKER_xX December 12, 2015