kid 1:hello lover.do you wanna engage in meaningful "mind sex"?
kid 2:nope.
kid 1:wtf?!
kid 2:
you are not my lover anymore.
kid 1:
well then who is???? you
fucking cunt!
kid 2:my doobie.
kid 1:WTF?!
kid 2:yes. it pleasures my mind in more ways than you can possibly fathom.