sucks donkey dick 

Something that is worse than what is usual for something that "sucks."

This movie sucks donkey dick.

sucks donkey dick by TomD1969 January 12, 2011

Riding the Cotton wool donkey 

A term for a woman being on her period.

"How did you get on with that new fit bird the other night, did you shag her?"

"Nah, I only got a bit of tit as she was riding the cotton wool donkey."

Riding the Cotton wool donkey by gamerouche May 8, 2014

Donkeyface

A person who is so ugly you would rather kiss a donkey's asshole than her face. also the the complete opposite of a Frances

#1: What a donkeyface, she's just like a Frances.

#2: No thats totally what a donkeyface is not yo.

#1: Oh...

Donkeyface by Monkeybarn January 4, 2009

baby donkey

A larger than average penis

What happened with you and Browns mother last night?

We had a couple of drinks and then I hit her with the baby donkey

baby donkey by Nik da dik February 26, 2018

super mega donkey bitch 

when a car passenger has to sit in the trunk because the other seats are all occupied.

passenger 1: shotgun!
passenger 2: not bitch!
passenger 3: not bitch!
passenger 4: fuck i'm bitch. At least im not super mega donkey bitch.
passenger 5: fuck my life

super mega donkey bitch by miaomiaomiao May 28, 2011

Raw Donkey 

Giving someone anal without a condom on. It's called Raw Donkey cause you're putting it in the "ass"

Dawg, I went Raw Donkey on that bitch last night!

Raw Donkey by Ginger Swagg July 2, 2011

Donkey Kong December 

Donkey Kong December is the month in 2021 where Videogamedunkey is forced by Donkey Kong to only make videos with Donkey Kong in them, though he often does only the bare minimum to please the Gorilla Overlord.

Donkey Kong December is the month of Donkey Kong.

Donkey Kong December by Signup Man December 6, 2021