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LGBTQ+ and Furries Disappearing month

The LGBTQ+ and Furries Disappearing month is a universal month where the LGBTQ+ and furries will disappear and shut their fucking mouth. It happens on July, August and November.
and the world would be a little bit happier than before, and it happens every year.
Gay people and furries: Oh no! it's LGBTQ+ and Furries Disappearing month! The LGBTQ+ and furries will Disappear on July, August and November!
by pogman48484 June 3, 2022
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Name that thing on the screen before it disappears

A language game played by Brown University students in which an intricately timed powerpoint presentation displays images of clothes, food, etc. while students attempt to name the articles in a foreign language before they pass from one side of the display to the other.
Diego: And what is this.
Joe: der Handschuhe!!!
Diego: ...die Handschuhe?
Joe: Oh...yeah. I love "Name that thing on the screen before it disappears"!
by fivestarfolds March 18, 2011
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360 apples a year makes the doctor disappear

If you eat an apple everyday of the year, you will kill doctors and wont have to see them anymore
did you know that 360 apples a year makes the doctor disappear?
by poopiegotnotroopie September 19, 2020
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I really want my relatives to disappear

I don’t care what happens or how you do it. I just want them out of my life. I need to get them out of my way. Do you understand?

I really need these fuckers out of my fucking life. I’m starting to get desperate.
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Disappearing Penguin

When you fuck a girl with a condom on, then after you burst your nut you flick it in the girls eyes than quickly run away. Thus, the disappearing penguin.
Girl: He pulled the disappearing penguin on me last night!

Girl2: Well i guess your pretty ugly....
by Yuekaday April 11, 2011
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disappearing sickness

Disappearing sickness is for dumbasses who reply once every month and are prone to reply and then dip.
bro1: Ayo muhammad i haven’t heard from u in like forever

muhammads dumbass: yah bro i’m so sick i b disappearing. call that shit disappearing sickness😳
by ayobrowhatsgood November 5, 2019
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Count Fecula's disappearing act

What happens when you evacuate your bowels and the waste product perfectly snakes it's way down the cicular pipe at the bottom of the toilet and is no where to be found post- wipe pre- flush.
Man I just Witnessed a count Fecula's disappearing act In the bathroom.
by bmilligan05 August 16, 2016
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