dildo

A fake dick basically. It is mostly used for lesbians for sex because neither have a dick.

Girl #1: I got a dildo from my mom's drawer wanna play? ;)
Girl #2: of course!

by bye.felicia April 9, 2015

dildo

can't do anything by themselves

"can u help me plz" "Damn it you can't do anything yourself you fucking dildo"

by mazza07 January 18, 2007

dildo

to invite yourself into a private place or conversation

He's always dildo-ing into my room without knocking. It's annoying.

Is it cool if I dildo into your conversation? I don't want to be the guy that just stands around by himself at a party.

I didn't know anybody there... I just dildo-ed in and started talking to people.

by boycottthecaf April 27, 2010

dildo

A trust old friend, that you can count on to bring you pleasure anytime. Unlike that sorry excuse for a man next to you.

All I need is my dildo.

by Summerlady August 23, 2003

dildo

Dual Income Little Dog Owners

That new couple down the road are dildos.

by meggymc March 29, 2015

dildo

One very lucky peice of plastic

dude1:man i never get any.
dude2:i know what your sayin man,sometimes i wish i was a dildo.

by basementdweller1 September 16, 2007

dildo

A large falic object that a femail preferes to vigorusly ram into her vaginal area when a real penis is not avalibal at her disposal. She may even ask for another person to do it for her. Homosexual men prefer to ram this falic tool into their anus.

That is one big fucking dildo!!

by arse hole August 4, 2007