that's just the way the cookie crumbles, that's just the way the dice roll...like in the superblondes song...
by Andrew May August 10, 2007
by Hwadoom June 1, 2004
2) Feminazi: where's your dick going?
Skinny geek: where the cookie does not go, I don't go. wtf?
Feminazi: that's right, feminists don't give head.
Skinny geek: where the cookie does not go, I don't go. wtf?
Feminazi: that's right, feminists don't give head.
by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004
A way of saying "that's how it is" and "it is what it is." If someone says this to you, you should just accept it and move on because there is no changing the way the cookies crumble.
Person 1: I wanted pizza for supper D:
Person 2: Well thats just how the cookies crumble
Person 1: Okay, ill just accept it and move on.
Person 2: Well thats just how the cookies crumble
Person 1: Okay, ill just accept it and move on.
by lilcutie23 April 19, 2023
Originating in the automotive community, the Crumbl cookie salute is a method by which those with homosexual tendencies indicate they are available for sexual relations. The salute is done by holding a cookie over the chest, typically on the left side over the heart, but is often times seen done on the opposite side as well. Though the name indicates “Crumbl”, the cookie does not in fact need to be from the Crumbl bakery; It is simply symbology to show that the saluter loves cock in their “cookie” (anus).
Jay: that guy over there is super cute, but I have no rizz. How could I get him to know I want him to fuck my asshole?
Frank: you should try doing the Crumbl Cookie Salute!
Jay: OH EM GEE! You’re so right, Franky baby. I’m going to do that!
Frank: you should try doing the Crumbl Cookie Salute!
Jay: OH EM GEE! You’re so right, Franky baby. I’m going to do that!
by 0260someday August 14, 2023
A saying by non-native English speakers who have literally no idea how our metaphors or idioms work. Bullshit nonsense that's probably the butt of a joke or something.
Person 1: Hey Sven, why weren't you at work yesterday?
Sven: That's the way the apple falls when the cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.
Person 1: ...
Sven: That's the way the apple falls when the cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.
Person 1: ...
by TheManFromV June 4, 2017
A type of cookie that is manufactured at the chain store Crumbl Cookies™.
Crumbl cookies come in many flavours, depending on the season and or holiday. Despite the name, the cookies are too moist and fall apart due to the tremendous amount of frosting leading to them not being crumbly.
According to TikTok, Crumbl Cookies are deemed the most mediocre baked of mankind.
Crumbl cookies come in many flavours, depending on the season and or holiday. Despite the name, the cookies are too moist and fall apart due to the tremendous amount of frosting leading to them not being crumbly.
According to TikTok, Crumbl Cookies are deemed the most mediocre baked of mankind.
Person 1: Don't keep your coochie moist all the time, or else you'll get thrush.
Person 2: I don't care, call it my personal crumbl cookie
Person 2: I don't care, call it my personal crumbl cookie
by ihatecrockpotmeals December 23, 2022