cock push up

where you lay flat on your chest on the ground, enjoy yourself and allow yourself to enlarge your penis. Then you pick yourself up with your boner, much like a push up

alex: i did 400 cock push ups last weak
ted: you must be tired
alex: are you kidding me?! my cock can go on your hours

by nud ronoc February 1, 2005

Cock Roll-up

Rap a "fruit Roll-up" (the actual food) around your penis, and give a female to opportunity to perform oral sex on you.

I bet that Cock Roll-up tasted good last night

by Bill M. Butlicker May 12, 2010

i am all the day with my cock up

phrase first used on suicidegirls.com by member Emovi, a member whose first language is not english, in a thread referencing the beauty of one of the site's models (Katie). this occurred on April 1, 2004.

from this grew a 20+ page thread on SG involving many variations and alterred-to-fit images, spread to other web forums, spawned a music video, t-shirts & caps, etc.

original full phrase: "o god i am all the day with my cock up this girl make me so horny... i am the only one??"

some phrse variations:

in reference to Monty Python's Silly Walk sketch, "i am all the day with my walk up"

in reference to watching original Star Treks, "i am all the day with my spock up"

and so on.

by RumpusP April 23, 2004

cock it up

A word used by Luis. Actual definition TBA.
Other variations of the word: Cock him up, cock her up

Hey that bitch is looking at you; cock her up!

by LuLu March 2, 2004

Stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass

A description of the state of rigor mortis, usually in a victim who has died where discovery of the death is delayed until after rigor has commenced

A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves

"They found him dead out in the woods. He was stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass."

by Redd D. Ringbone February 24, 2010

cock push ups

Sports Studies tutor seemed to love making us do these!

"Damn Gourley U've got it easy man......cos u've got such a small one"

by Glenn Williams June 1, 2004

Cock push ups

Where one balances on his cock while doing a press up

"its harder becasue i have a bigger cock"

by jimmy slone May 27, 2004