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Bagger 288

The greatest machine ever built. According to folk legend and song, it was built by the secret council leading the world to protect us.

(rathergood.com/bagger288)
Only the Bagger 288 can protect us against the robots from space!
Bagger 288 by bagger_288 October 16, 2009

Bagger daddy 

An attractive person who rides a motorcycle with bags on it.
Bagger daddy by Sassy_pantss July 8, 2021

Bagger Log

A spreadsheet that annoying Mario Kart Wii baggers will send in chat after a war. They do this in order to show off their "skill" or to prove how unlucky they are.
Sam: GGs, here's the bagger log if you want it.
Everyone else: Didn't ask!
Bagger Log by baggergod9000 July 31, 2021

Bagger Brains 

Like ‘Retard.’ Someone like-minded with an employee at a grocery store whom bags groceries.
Mikey! Did you just try wiping your ass with a steel cloth? You got bagger brains!
Bagger Brains by Mesquitoe July 3, 2023

Bagger Status 

When she is so fucking ugly, but has an incredibly hot body that you need to put a bag over her head to have sex, or at least to donkeypunch. (look it up)
Last night I was eyeing this very hot body, but I discovered upon closer inspection she had only reached "Bagger Status".
Bagger Status by Tit's McGee February 4, 2009

Bagger Bro 

A Harley enthusiast that enjoys the larger bagger motorcycles. Typically a white male within a midlife crisis. Purchases anything with a Harley Davidson logo on it. Never wears a helmet and thinks all other bikes are inferior. Commonly heard blasting Five Finger Death Punch as loud as his bike will play it.
Yeah I ride a Harley, but I'm not one of those Bagger Bros.
Bagger Bro by Bike N Bird May 8, 2019