Baby Whomper

1. When you smack a pregnant woman’s ass and her pussy jiggles too

2. Abortion

“I gave my girl a baby whomper last night.”

“I’m off to get a baby whomper!”

“baby whompered that hoe too hard now she gotta get a baby whomper”

Baby Whomper by babywhomper March 28, 2023

albino baby with a sombrero 

Starting its life in the Austin TX prison system an albino baby with a sombrero is the shape that was formed by years worth of inmates crystalized cum in one specific shower drain. Its alternative use out of the showers was to call another inmate a homosexual since the shape was made out of semen.

Inmate #1 "that man right there he's an albino baby with a sombrero".
Inmate #2 " how's that?"
Inmate #1 " because I saw him sucking off Rodrigo for no commissary".

albino baby with a sombrero by Fuck_you_christian September 6, 2020

The Baby Wants 

To satisfy a food craving in where a person typically a woman, wants to eat a non-healthy food option and feel better about removing the sense of accountability for the non-healthy food selection.

The Baby Wants some chocolate right now, and I can't deny what the baby wants.

The Baby Wants by Lalamona5 June 9, 2021

yeah baby whoooooo

i phrase said by moist critical aka penguins0

penguins0: yeah baby whoooooo

yeah baby whoooooo by ඞkඞhඞfඞdඞs ඩ ඩ ඩ ඩj ඩj ඩ March 31, 2022

I'd make a baby with her 

When a girl is so hot that you have a strong urge to make a baby with her before you even know what her name is.

(In the gym)
Bro 1: Dude, you see that chick in the yoga pants over there squatting?

Bro 2: Noticed her awhile ago man, I'd make a baby with her.

I'd make a baby with her by Mike Litoris IV May 3, 2014

Baby Weight 

The weight that a man or a woman gains when thy eat a baby.

Man, after that dinner last night, I really need to work out to get rid of that baby weight.

Baby Weight by monicoran May 5, 2008

Baby Watch 

Baby Watch is when a pregnant woman is close to her due date. It is the last remaining days, leading up to the birth of a baby. Mother, Father, family and friends begin to watch for signs of labor: burst of energy, contractions, water breaking, etc.

My daddy is excited about Baby Watch and has the baby-go-bag, packed and ready for when mommy goes into labor.

Baby Watch by elisapetesa August 30, 2015