Baby Dick

Having a tiny penis and never getting laid

Grant has a baby dick. He never gets laid either. Poor Grant. You should move to Madacascar, baby dick.

by Mr. Weeks December 19, 2003

Baby Dicked

Having a penis the size of a baby's. The verb form of baby dick.

My girlfriend tells her friends that I'm baby dicked.

by Cocktail Sauce #0 April 16, 2009

Baby Dick

Somebody that has a penis equivalent to a baby or smaller that doesnt know how to work that!

Levi a baby dick and should be prosecuted for walking around trying to slang it.

by guess who! September 15, 2003

Baby Dick

A dick that is the size of a baby's dick. Can usualy be found in fat girls mouths because guys with baby dicks can't get hot chicks.

Johny has a baby dick that his fat girlfrind puts in her mouth.

by Taco September 10, 2003

Baby Dicked

To get screwed over by someone with a tiny penis similar to that of a baby.

You've been Baby Dicked.

by CAUDILL March 26, 2007

Baby Dick

Someone with a very tiny penis like that of a wee child. These people generally are small in stature and have low self esteem. They cope with their illness by baby dicking others at Halo2.

That Baby Dick just stuck me with a plasma grenade.

by CAUDILL March 26, 2007

Baby Dick

Having a minuscule penis.
One who is lacking in the meat department. People who are racists often suffer from BABY DICK.

Ike, stop posting here, we all know you have a BABY DICK.
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HAHA, OMG.. Look at Ike's teeny tiny BABY DICK, it looks like a Lima bean.

by Look in the sky.. Black choppas are coming for you. September 15, 2006