A O River 

Put a bird on it.

Two bananas.

Marionberry pancakes.

What about men.

Money for beer.

Cancel it!

Did we ever decide what A O River means?

A O River by Yer motha December 7, 2023

river is a star 

river is a star

river is a star

river is a star by TherealSouthParkCreatorFR February 25, 2022

A Pittsburgh Three River 

When three men with full bladders pee perfusly on a unexected bystander and or sleeping person. This resembles the three rivers in Pittsburgh.

Person 1: "hey guys
Person 2+3:"whats up"
Person 1:"Josh passed out on the couch lets give him A Pittsburgh Three River"
Person 3:" haha yeah!"
Person 2:" he is going get drenched in piss"

A Pittsburgh Three River by Cpat, CC, borris March 21, 2013

A man has fallen into the river in LEGO City 

A popular meme made from the advertisement for the lego city emergency collection sets.

A man has fallen into the river in LEGO City! Start the new rescue helicopter! HEY! Build the helicopter, and off to the rescue! Prepare the lifeline, lower the stretcher, and make the rescue! The new emergency collection from LEGO®️ City.

A man has fallen into the river in LEGO City by Butters my Butthole™ February 8, 2020

A man has fallen into the river in lego city 

part of the lego city rescue helicopter commercial

A man has fallen into the river in lego city! H E Y! start the rescue helicopter.

A man has fallen into the river in lego city by catsrulesomuch February 2, 2020

you have apple hair, i threw a pancake into the river, A PANCAKE! 

words that a really dilusional teenager will say when they are not on drugs. this kid would probably having swelling in the brain and will need to be rushed to the hospital where they will need a really large needle stuck into their eyeball to get the fluids out.

"i'm not on drugs mom, you have apple hair, i threw a pancake into the river, A PANCAKE!"

you have apple hair, i threw a pancake into the river, A PANCAKE! by the cooler n-dawg October 30, 2007

living in a van down by the river 

A figurative expression meaning being a complete failure at life, a drain on society. Originates from the SNL skit featuring Chris Farley as Matt Foley, motivational speaker.

"You kids are probably saying to yourself, "Now, I'm gonna go out, and I'm gonna get the world by the tail and wrap it around and put it in my pocket!" Well, I'm here to tell you that you're probably gonna find out, as you go out there, that you're not gonna amount to jack squat!" You're gonna end up eating a steady diet of government cheese and living in a van down by the river!" -Matt Foley

Dad: "You made it, son! Congratulations on graduating from Harvard Summa Cum Laude and getting that great job at Goldman Sachs, the world's #1 investment bank."
Son: "Thanks, dad. But actually I only got Magna Cum Laude and will be working at Morgan Stanley, the #2 investment bank in the world."
Dad: "WHAAAAAAT?!?! How have I raised such a worthless, good-for-nothing slacker? You couldn't even finish in the top 10% of your Harvard class with your 3 point..."
Son: "3.76."
Dad: "3.76? A monkey with down syndrome could get a better GPA than that! You miserable failure!"
Son: "Dad, seriously, I worked really hard!"
Dad: "I bet you did! I bet you worked your ass off playing beer pong and chasing the coeds! Well sonny, you're going to have plenty of time to drink beer and chase trashy women when you're LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!"

living in a van down by the river by Nick D June 21, 2006