Windows Vista

One of the most crappiest computer systems in the world.

For most flash games and Youtube videos, it requires you to constantly move your mouse to continue watching the video without it freezing up. The computer may also freeze up at many points and occasions. It's an opperating system you dont want to have.
Guy 1) What is better? Windows Vista or 7?

Guy 2) 7.

Guy 1) Why?

Guy 2) Because Vista is bullshit.
by Teslarossa November 16, 2013
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Windows Vista

Microsofts newest operating system, much faster than Windows XP but people can't use it properly and start ranting on about it being crap
Windows Vista is so much better than XP, it no longer looks like a toddler-style computer and programs respond more
by VistaIsAwesome August 24, 2008
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Windows Vista

Windows Vista is Microsoft's 6th operating system and has many bad reviews and comments. Strangely some people like it over the better operating systems including myself
by GYWTHNONBRAIN January 09, 2010
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Windows Vista

The most recent OS from Microsoft, usually blamed for any computer problem whether it is OS related or not. Especially when trying to run Windows Vista on the minimum requirements or less, or connecting to the internet without an active anti-virus and firewall.
Jon: "Windows Vista sucks."

Bob: "Why?"

Jon: "I bought this computer only a week ago for $200 bucks, its got 512 gb of ram and a Celeron processor and its running slow as a snail, and it won't run my DOS copy of Wolfenstein."

Bob: "You know you should have at least 1 gig of ram, preferably 2, and at least a pentium 4 wouldn't hurt."

Jon: "I only use it to surf the internet and check email, why would I need all that?"

Bob: (sighs) "Never mind. Hey you do have an anti-virus and a firewall, though, right?"

Jon: "Whats that?"

Bob: "Thats not good, but at least if you get a virus, User Account Control will prevent it from having access to sensitive system files."

Jon: "I turned that off because it kept asking me for permission and that was annoying."

Bob: (facepalm) "Forget we had this conversation. You're right. It must be Vista."
by Miryam Websta February 08, 2009
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Windows Vista

The shitastic OS brought to you by Microsoft. It precedes Windows 7, but was after XP. It was forced down the throats of everyone who bought a new PC before Windows 7 became available.
Person 1: Hey I bought a new laptop!
Person 2: You should have bought one before Windows Vista became available.
Person 1: Why? :(
Person 2: Cause now you got the crappy Vista instead of XP!
Person 1: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU!!!!!
by DuchessBlarg September 26, 2011
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Windows Vista

Will either:
-Blow Up
-Die
-Steal you bank details
-Ruin you life
-Kill you
Me: What's your OS
Friend: Windows Vista
Me: I WILL COME ROUND YOU HOUSE AND STICK MY WINDOWS 10 INSTALLER USB INTO YOUR COMPUTER AND MAKE YOU SUFFER WHILE I DO IT
Friend: oke
by ΨλΜΞΖ June 08, 2020
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Windows Vista

The only Windows OS that was worse than the previous release (Windows XP).
After John upgraded his XP core 2 duo to Windows Vista, he realized he had fucked up.
by gimme the money June 09, 2016
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