wwjd

What would Jesus do? What you say to someone who's about to beat the crap outta you, in the vague hope that he goes to church on Sunday. Also seen on the butt of Elias in Clerks 2 after a night of beer, skunk, and masturbating to a display of beastiality, sorry, inter-species erotica. Hmmm...if beer and skunk is the answer answer to wwjd, I might start going back to church.

man: I can't believe it...you and my...mother?
boy: Dude, I am so sorry
man: I'm gonna kill you
boy: WWJD?
man: Good point, you are forgiven

by pnut.blue October 10, 2006

wwjd

Who
Wants
Jack
Danials ??

well anybody for a drink ????

by Daune June 1, 2005

wwjd

Women wear jeweled dicks. Often done by lesbian hoes to get each other off. The jewel is said to bring magical qualities to the experience.

Susie: Hey Mollie, put on that jeweled dick and ram me good and hard!

Mollie: Okay hun, here goes!

Susie: Ohhhhhh...... (orgasmic pleasure abounds)

by jam masta July 8, 2004

wwjd

A great thing to ask yourself when you are in a situation you need answers for

wwjd? read the Bible! ^_^

by lunar shadows November 17, 2004

wwjd

What
Would
Josef Stalin
Do

Catholic: I dont like you!
Me: wwjd
Catholic: Respect my opinion and make love to me?
Me: WRONG! *sends catholic off to gulag*

by The Communist March 21, 2005

wwjd

an abbreviation adults use, it means "what would jesus do". it was used by a huge dickhead who thinks that every young adult uses abbreviations to be cool. with this in mind, he came up with the stupid ass WWJD and it spread like wildfire to demon children across the country. its pretty fucking stupid and shouldn't be used unless you plan on getting ur ass kicked.

Asshole: Hey kids! You know what I always say when I feel sad? WWJD!

Kids: ...

by Mustacio January 25, 2008

wwjd

an abbreviation adults use, it means "what would jesus do". it was used by a huge dickhead who thinks that every young adult uses abbreviations to be cool. with this in mind, he came up with the stupid ass WWJD and it spread like wildfire to demon children across the country. its pretty fucking stupid and shouldn't be used unless you plan on getting ur ass kicked.

Asshole: Hey kids! You know what I always say when I feel sad? WWJD!

Kids: ...

by Mustacio January 25, 2008