THE VAC TRUCK
3 nude males release bodily fluids into a large mixing bowl. The first person defecates, the second urinates and the third ejaculates. Now here is the fun part! To decide who vacuums the up the waste three players get nude and whoever has the shortest penis is the loser and must suck up the contents of the mixing bowl using a short length of rubber hose. Engine noises are a must whilst performing this most degrading act.
3 nude males release bodily fluids into a large mixing bowl. The first person defecates, the second urinates and the third ejaculates. Now here is the fun part! To decide who vacuums the up the waste three players get nude and whoever has the shortest penis is the loser and must suck up the contents of the mixing bowl using a short length of rubber hose. Engine noises are a must whilst performing this most degrading act.
Jason: Hey Ken and Brendon i have a brand new mixing bowl, would you two like to perform the vac truck?
Ken: ok, why not?
Brendon: as long as it doesn't involve dick measuring comp....
Ken: ok, why not?
Brendon: as long as it doesn't involve dick measuring comp....
by Frank Fontain June 12, 2019
Get the The Vac truckmug. The act of placing or smearing ones shit onto another’s vacuum filter. Therefore when said victim uses their vacuum the odor of shit shall fill the air.
Susan- “Man my vacuum really smells like shit”
Jim- “ Yeah it does smells like a fucking Shat-Vac you should check that out”
Jim- “ Yeah it does smells like a fucking Shat-Vac you should check that out”
by Shitskateer December 16, 2022
Get the Shat-Vacmug. by Annoeljames313 May 15, 2021
Get the crack vacmug. can be used as a verb or noun
its short for burning vacuum. its when you shit and it smells like a burning vacuum
its short for burning vacuum. its when you shit and it smells like a burning vacuum
by BDANGLES March 08, 2011
Get the burn vacmug. When a girl is that big of a slut, shes sucking dick like a shop vac. Or when you suspect a guy using a shop vac in order to fulfill his needs
by airj56 April 09, 2005
Get the shop vacmug. by Minechief April 11, 2021
Get the Vac Banmug. Verb: to Wet Vac someone, to be Wet Vac'd.
A sexual act where one utilizes a straw to suck-up the juices secreted from the vagina; like a wet vac sucks up moisture from a carpet.
A sexual act where one utilizes a straw to suck-up the juices secreted from the vagina; like a wet vac sucks up moisture from a carpet.
Dude, that chick was so sloppy I had to Wet Vac that bitch.
OR
Last night my girl was so wet I couldn't eat her out, so I Wet Vac'd her instead.
OR
Last night my girl was so wet I couldn't eat her out, so I Wet Vac'd her instead.
by TRexSloppySucker October 14, 2010
Get the Wet Vacmug.