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Tickle My Pickle 

Metaphor for cheering someone up.
Hey, can you tickle my pickle? I'm feeling down today
Tickle My Pickle by iEx Shinzai November 30, 2014

Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself! 

When you are completely roasted toasted and caught by surprise. A term you should not often use as you should always have an ace in your hole. Hopefully, when you do use this term, those around you will be so completely and utterly destroyed both physically, mentally, and spiritually that they'll bow down and worship you.
Teacher: "Did you say further? Further means more and you can't be even more of more; the proper term is 'farther!'"
You, me, or any enlightened child: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!"

Thicc Boi: "WHO GOES NEXT? If he's on my left and he's on my right, WHOSE IN THE MIDDLE??
Enlightened one: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle he's got more chromosomes than me!"

pickle tickle 

v. to caress one's own or another person's meaty upper lip pickle, aka moustache.

also:
n. the act of pickle tickling
v.

"Hey, did I spy you pickle tickling Judd the other day?"
"Yup, his lip caterpillar is luscious!"

n.

"I can't wait to get home and get my pickle tickles on—I'm so self-conscious of doing it in public."
pickle tickle by Mick Phersurani February 5, 2015

Peruvian pickle tickle 

Whilst ramming your girl from behind in the kitchen, you snag the pickle you put aside earlier. When you pull out, quickly exchange your member for the vegetable so she remains unaware and continue to jerk off. Cum on her back as you continue with the pickle. Shocked and confused, when she looks to see how that's possible, immediately slap her with the pickle.
Veronica: Oh! We seem to be out of pickles. Darling, what happened to all the pickles?

Ron: Huh? You don't remember? That's quite a rasberry you've got there. We used the last one in Pleasuretown.

Veronica: Oh...right. What was it? The Peruvian pickle tickle?

Ron: That doesn't make sense.

Pickle tickle 

“My girlfriend gave me a pickle tickle last night
Pickle tickle by B1bobboy August 28, 2019

Tickle my Pickle for a Nickel 

The act of paying a nickel for someone to tickle your pickle
OMG George your fingers seem like they're meant for tickling , Will you tickle my pickle for a nickel?